Why Do You Play Fantasy Stuff??

Never could understand this concept. Its seems pretty big too and I categorize these people as failed bettors and non competitors and dorks. Chicks do not like these dorks either. I laugh my tight ass off when these clowns have drafts and shit and peoples houses with chalk boards, clip boards and wear uniforms, what fukkin dorks and then every fukkin day looking to trade players and shit?

I went last week in sat in one of these fantasy parties. I swear I could not stop laughing all night. Guys were screaming and yelling over trades and stats. These boys were so excited and acting like 5 yr olds and if they win they get like $300, LMAO!!!

I sat their with my million dollar smile and told the clowns how betting is more exciting and for real men and way more money t win. I showed the mother fukkers my 10 Dimes in Pinnacle Tickets and told them "welcome to my World" and they shut the fuk up.

I told them it is ***gy what they do and told them their not coaching for real. How in the fuk can you root for guys to get 100 yards or QB's to have good games unless you are betting props??

They would scream like ducks when Barber would get yards and start swearing and saying " I am trading you"....ect!!

What the fuk?? How can you get excited over these childish game?

I finally left the boys and put my mink on and lit a cigar and left.

Amazing, I swear not one fuk beter come in here and tell me you play fantasy sports.

Good Luck

The Skipper
 

Lawrence

EOG Dedicated
this post makes me want to quit my league...am I really just a competitive dork who chicks laugh at? :frustrate
 

Sober Leprechaun

EOG Enthusiast
fantasy leagues can set up juicy hedges on individual props as well.

whatever happened to calling you captain, you can't be that and the skipper.
 

Hitman26

EOG Veteran
Captian just didn't stick. It happens sometimes. Skippy is much better. You can spin it off with Skip, Skippo, Skipper, Skippster, 'Skippy Crack Corn and I don't care', Skip Dandy and a few more.
 
I love Fantasy Football, though 75% of the guys in my league are total dorks, yes. I guess I'm a dork, too. Not sure.

FF isn't as exhilarating as betting on football, though it's a lot safer.
 

Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
JJ, I think you may be on your own with this one...............


Hollywood Sportsbook is running a Fantasy Football League also....


How does $25,000 sound?

With consolation prizes from $10,000 all the way to $1,000
 

Tesco Vee

EOG Veteran
Hache Man said:
JJ, I think you may be on your own with this one...............


Hollywood Sportsbook is running a Fantasy Football League also....


How does $25,000 sound?

Hache,
how you doing in that league? the draft dates didnt work for me but looked like it was worth the time and effort. Hollywood was giving away some cash.
 

The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
xpanda said:
I love Fantasy Football, though 75% of the guys in my league are total dorks, yes. I guess I'm a dork, too. Not sure.

FF isn't as exhilarating as betting on football, though it's a lot safer.

Hey X.

:+waving-5
 

dirty

EOG Master
I love Fantasy Sports....and as A former College Athlete it is not just for Dorks....We play fantasy foots and Bases and love it...Takes alot of strategy and Knowing what the hell you are doing if you want to win.....

all our leagues are money leagues and very competitive.....


We play at CBSsportsline...Great site with great stats :+thumbs-2 :+thumbs-2
 

winkyduck

TYVM Morgan William!!!
been in a leaugue with the same core of guys since 1990

the banter and camaraderie is AWESOME - and i love the smack talk between us

in free Yahoo leagues for the hell of it - to mess around with the guys

nice to win some $$$$ - a few years back my co-owner and i won our league and split about $600 meaning our fees are paid for the next handful of years which is also nice
 

vinividivinci

EOG Addicted
I have Pamela Anderson and Madonna on my fantasy team. Always looking for a good swap, however, if the fantasy situation is right.


VVV
 

Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Tesco Vee said:
Hache,
how you doing in that league? the draft dates didnt work for me but looked like it was worth the time and effort. Hollywood was giving away some cash.

Not bad Tesco, holding my own....

Trying to build a team for the playoffs to contend for the $25,000 :+thumbs-2
 

Scotty S

EOG Addicted
Take a look at my site www.wiseguys.com . I've used both concepts i.e. fantsay sports and real time betting. "Bet" on real teams (no bs drafting) against a real time LV line (Dust & Mirage). Set up a league with your friends and bet as you do now. We put your "bets " in pending, grade them and keep an up to date figure for your "league". Or you can go it alone, just get the line, etc on the cheap....Scotty S
 
Scotty your site really is not fantasy but simulated betting and it is great to test betting theories out with real time lines.

Scotty when you start to push your line service it will be a factor in the industry.
 

Scotty S

EOG Addicted
jj, I'm supposed to be half smart but you just brought up an obvious point I've missed. Market it as simulated betting. Trying to push it as fantasy is impossible BECAUSE IT AIN'T fantasy betting. Good call jj...
Scotty S
 
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