Borat Has Sexytime Explosion.

[Borat Sagdiyev]

Hi. It is me. Sorry I haven't been around too much Glaken etc. al. I have been so very busy. I will be a good poster in the near futere as opposed to poster boy for bad behavior.Thank you.
Borat Has Sexytime Explosion!

Jagshemash! It's me, Borat. HI! I am make-up preparation. I the number two television journalist in Kazakhstan. My other professions: ice maker and gypsy catcher. HIGH FIVE! [Makes high five motion.] You will not escape, Borat will get you. [Makes fist.] Call Kazakhstan-2417 for guarantee removal. It is no surprise that I have been select to host this year's MTV Europe Music Awards, which will be locate in Portugal. I apologize that I absent for make this announcement today but I have a visa delay due to sex crime misunderstanding.​

Since it was launch one year ago, MTV is still my country's number one soft porno channel. I very much enjoy make hand relief to the singing prositutes. NICE. I look forward to meeting biggest stars in popular music. Terence Trent D'Arby. C&C Music Manufacturing Plant. And also world's most beautiful woman. Liza Minnelli. Wawaweewaa! I would very much like to make romance inside her. Since I have been give this job, I have also receive a letter from a lady called Victoria Beckhams. I do not know who you are but if you are watching this then my answer is "Yes, you may appear on the show in return for fellatio." Thank-you and I see you in lesbian. I like you. Jendobrie! [Air blows up his lap.]
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I still don't have video clips from last night's MTV Europe Music Awards, so please IM or [EMAIL"]email me[/EMAIL] if you've got any! So far, we've learned that Borat hangs from the ceiling and gets a super wedgie, has dancers from Kazakhstan up on stage and Borat wears a very revealing yellow unitard. Wawaweewaa! Meanwhile, download the Borat promo commercial for the EMAs (wmv). More Borat at the 2005 MTV Europe Music Awards pictures (4x) after the jump.

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[Hache Man]

Borat, stop spending all of your time over at Rotten Tomatoes forum and more over here!:+thumbs-2

 

[Borat Sagdiyev]

Actuall if Itell you what I have been doing and spending my time you will laugh. I will share more in the upcoming days. Thanks Hache. I missed you too. A little.:mutley