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#1
I just found out that the daytime bartender (11am-6pm) on Thursday and Friday at the bar closest to my house is a porn star.... I would have never guessed it in a million years...I have probably been in there 5-6 times when she is working and its always empty....


Rj's Eatery, Lindenhurst Il

turn your safe search off and google "mia lina".

She can't be making shit at this place...as its not crowded during the day
 
#11
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I just found out that the daytime bartender (11am-6pm) on Thursday and Friday at the bar closest to my house is a porn star.... I would have never guessed it in a million years...I have probably been in there 5-6 times when she is working and its always empty....



Rj's Eatery, Lindenhurst Il

turn your safe search off and google "mia lina".

She can't be making shit at this place...as its not crowded during the day

bro....listen here...if you can fuck this chick you are a legend....think about how close you are to fucking a porn star...you are inches away at this point..you HAVE to do this...married, single, whatever...your only concern from now in should be how to fuck this thing as fast as possible
 

Ray Luca

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#12
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bro....listen here...if you can fuck this chick you are a legend....think about how close you are to fucking a porn star...you are inches away at this point..you HAVE to do this...married, single, whatever...your only concern from now in should be how to fuck this thing as fast as possible

Yeah, and tie a board to ur ass so u don't fall in...
 

Wade

EOG Master
#13
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this girl is a whore. i saw one of her pics and she had 4 dicks in her face. here's a clean pic. did you see her tattoos?

 
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joeybagadonuts

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#16
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Jesus, I would probably start drinking regularly again if that little whore worked at my local bar!

:lock:
 
#17
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this girl is a whore. i saw one of her pics and she had 4 dicks in her face. here's a clean pic. did you see her tattoos?

She looks damn good here.

So she sucked a couple dicks? Big deal. Nothing your wives/girlfriends haven't done with other guys before you came along. Go for it, felonee!
 
#20
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If someone below the age of 65 on this site has the audacity to say you would not bang this chick I will personally fly to your town and rip your throat out Swayze style.
 

WVU

EOG Master
#23
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my wife was a virgin until she met me at 19 and hasn't been with anyone else in any way shape or form. It is nice knowing that. At least she can't compare my inefficiencies to anyone else. Plus she thinks my Johnson is huge :blink:
 
#24
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my wife was a virgin until she met me at 19 and hasn't been with anyone else in any way shape or form. It is nice knowing that. At least she can't compare my inefficiencies to anyone else. Plus she thinks my Johnson is huge :blink:
Ah yes, the old "I was a virgin before I met you" ruse. Works every time. :btj:
 
#25
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Babe,

I'm so glad you went for that born again virgin bull shit I told you. Those black fellers I slept with don't count. Your Johnson is better for sure after the elective surgery no doubt. I'm so glad you did for us. XOXOXO
 

Ray Luca

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#27
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If someone below the age of 65 on this site has the audacity to say you would not bang this chick I will personally fly to your town and rip your throat out Swayze style.
Well I wouldn't bang her for sure. She is the kind of girl you only push her head down and soil...
 

WVU

EOG Master
#28
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the virgin thing is no good. You worried about her thinking about different cock..?
no not after 17 years of marriage and 21 years of dating. I think I am safe. And it can sometimes be quite obvious when you sleep with a virgin. I guess some of you may not know. Virgin sex is not fun for either party
 

Ray Luca

EOG Dedicated
#30
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no not after 17 years of marriage and 21 years of dating. I think I am safe. And it can sometimes be quite obvious when you sleep with a virgin. I guess some of you may not know. Virgin sex is not fun for either party
Thats why i don't know why them Arabs want 40 of em...
 
#33
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I have to be honest. The virgin my husband refered to earlier was him. Its true. I took his virginity. Prior to that, he had a sexual encounter with his uncle, but they were drunk. Its not all that uncommon in WV.

:scooter
 
#38
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I'm married.... Call me lame, but I have a pretty good life....I don't think I would risk getting caught and losing my wife/kids for one fuck....... for those that commented on her looks.... When I heard there was a porn star working at this place...I figured blond with big fake titties.... This chick really doesn't belong on the HOT scale of 1-10....she is a 15 on the CUTE scale..

Here is a 2010 interview before she moved back to here... Sounds like she still fucks plenty..
http://www.facebook.com/notes/mia-lina/mia-lina-interview/188692307811306
 
#39
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That's a interesting interview. Her husband got her into porn and he likes to watch guys bang her?

That's hard to understand.
 
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