Dell Dude Press Conference

[Dell Dude]

10.5.

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Tuna Tuna Tuna Waddle

Tuna ml
Tuna total
Tuna yards
Waddle touchdown

I'll get $100 back if I lose.

 

[Dell Dude]

That guarantees bad 1HT.

 

[Dell Dude]

GB 21-3

 

[Dell Dude]

The only plus EV is Tua side, Tua points and Tua yards correlated. Would only need Wiggle.

 

[Dell Dude]

Dell Dude fact. I have never went 6-0-0 Thanksgiving. 1 time got to the late game with points. I like my card. Usually have to force a side or total. This time, confident.

Lions and under
Giants and under
Tunafish and over

2-4.

 

[Dell Dude]

Actually 1-5. Tuna total 47.5.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1862355835969507789

 

[mr merlin]

No furniture?

 

[compaqdork]

No furniture?

as soon as class of 2025 for ASU lets out in May, we know all the apartment to dumpster dive at for some good fresh stuff. plan on declawing the SOB to. possibly neuter

 

[howid]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1862404289609535571

 

[Dell Dude]

Special counsel Jan 20. Enough.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1862188961591865454

 

[Dell Dude]

Michigan can save my Thanksgiving weekend. Beat those assholes from Ohio.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1862498847647572374

 

[Dell Dude]

That is a painful theme song. Yikes.

 

[Dell Dude]

Wisky
Gundy and over
Iowa and over

 

[Dell Dude]

That's what I get for betting Gundy.

 

[Dell Dude]

I will wait for Michigan game. Make or break. If Wisconsin goes down, only the ml matters.

 

[Dell Dude]

Not only it's coming. It's already here. Look howid Israel eliminated Hamas targets. Drones and robots will fight wars and kill. The only involvement of humans is to get killed. Whoever gains control of AI first will be the victor. By default it has to be Elon because we know the alternative.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1862152825679347956

 

[Dell Dude]

That one dude in the bombed apartment who threw a golf club at a drone. That was a seek and destroy AI kill. They didn't show the ending. You can't beat that. Can't hide. Can't fight. Only chance is to counter with superior AI.

 

[Dell Dude]

raiders and under action play. I have to be careful. Rent due Monday. To make sure, transfered everything left to credit card. Can eft with that as a backup. Otherwise I'll end up all maize and blue balls in Michigan.

 

[Dell Dude]

Fagduel tricked me. Thought I get entire $100 back on Tuna sgp. Didn't read fine print. $10. So now no action Sunday unless I win Saturday.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1862612605870948358

 

[mr merlin]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1862612605870948358

What is this about, I dont follow womans tennis that closely?

 

[Dell Dude]

Sinner, Sweaty, Halep, Sharapussycat caught doping. All 4 insignificant but Halep, Sharapussycat get hit with massive suspensions that basically ended their careers. Sinner and Sweat get slapped on the tushy.

 

[Dell Dude]

Turning to NFLe channel to cee this. WTF.

Last Play
0:14 A.O'Connell Aborted. J.Powers-Johnson FUMBLES at KC 38 - RECOVERED by KC-N.Bolton at KC 37. Penalty on LV - Illegal Shift - declined.

 

[Dell Dude]

Siriusly. What the fuck just happened?

 

[Dell Dude]

Reviewing play?

 

[Dell Dude]

Final. Will find out shortly.

 

[Dell Dude]

I just saw it. National Football Entertainment.

 

[Dell Dude]

Spiking the ball when they should have ran a play then shotgun willy oopsie.

 

[Dell Dude]

raiders and under gets me to Nebraska and over. Switched sides.

 

[compaqdork]

What is this about, I dont follow womans tennis that closely?

these bimbos are the the ultimate cheaters

 

[Dell Dude]

Tired of it so I don't know and don't care if Georgia losing Halep helps or Jalen hurts.

 

[Dell Dude]

I'm playing along the rent line. Small deposits, small payouts. Looks like no over Nebraska but you never know.

 

[Dell Dude]

Think, Joey. Think. Georgia loses tonight and next week because I think they are in the SEC championship. Puts Alabama in if they win? +4000.

 

[cheapseats]

Can the cat survive homelessness.

 

[Dell Dude]

Another bonehead play. No muff on punt until idiot Nebraska player tries to recover a dead ball that becomes live.

 

[Dell Dude]

If Fakers win, comes down to Suns losing. Bucks just have to beat Pistons.