Re: Jerome Corsi's New Book Proves Obama's Ineligible! ("This is going to make Watergate look like a political sideshow by comparison.")
[h=2]A birther Christmas[/h]by Dr. Conspiracy on <abbr class="date time published" title="2011-12-27T18:37:35-0500" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; border-bottom-style: dashed; border-bottom-color: rgb(153, 153, 153); cursor: help; ">DECEMBER 27, 2011</abbr> in BIRTHERS, LOUNGE
In keeping with holiday tradition, I offer the following birther version of a popular Christmas song:
[h=2]A birther Christmas[/h]by Dr. Conspiracy on <abbr class="date time published" title="2011-12-27T18:37:35-0500" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; border-bottom-style: dashed; border-bottom-color: rgb(153, 153, 153); cursor: help; ">DECEMBER 27, 2011</abbr> in BIRTHERS, LOUNGE
In keeping with holiday tradition, I offer the following birther version of a popular Christmas song:
On the first day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
A birth certificateOn the second day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the third day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the fourth day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the fifth day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the sixth day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Six passport records
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the seventh day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Seven baptismal certificates
Six passport records
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the eighth day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Eight adoption records
Seven baptismal certificates
Six passport records
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the ninth day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Nine Law client lists
Eight adoption records
Seven baptismal certificates
Six passport records
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the tenth day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Ten medical records
Nine Law client lists
Eight adoption records
Seven baptismal certificates
Six passport records
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the eleventh day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Eleven financial aid records
Ten medical records
Nine Law client lists
Eight adoption records
Seven baptismal certificates
Six passport records
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the twelfth day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Twelve Illinois Bar records
Eleven financial aid records
Ten medical records
Nine Law client lists
Eight adoption records
Seven baptismal certificates
Six passport records
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificate
A birth certificateOn the second day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the third day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the fourth day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the fifth day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the sixth day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Six passport records
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the seventh day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Seven baptismal certificates
Six passport records
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the eighth day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Eight adoption records
Seven baptismal certificates
Six passport records
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the ninth day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Nine Law client lists
Eight adoption records
Seven baptismal certificates
Six passport records
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the tenth day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Ten medical records
Nine Law client lists
Eight adoption records
Seven baptismal certificates
Six passport records
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the eleventh day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Eleven financial aid records
Ten medical records
Nine Law client lists
Eight adoption records
Seven baptismal certificates
Six passport records
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificateOn the twelfth day of Christmas the birthers asked of me
Twelve Illinois Bar records
Eleven financial aid records
Ten medical records
Nine Law client lists
Eight adoption records
Seven baptismal certificates
Six passport records
? FIVE LONG FORMS ?
Four kindergarten records
Three college transcripts
Two senior theses
And another birth certificate
The technical problem with my song is that the actual list of records demanded by birthers is considerably longer.
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