I?m sitting her waiting breathlessly for our fearless leader to address the nation on how he is going to combat terrorism. I have some ideas that he can do.
- Tell the nation ISIS has joined the Tea Party. This will give democrats the will to fight them.
- Do a #Stop the beheadings. This has worked with #bringing home the girls and it should work here.
- Tell the democrats we will not put boots on the ground. We will outfit our soldiers with Birkenstocks only.
- Let the terrorists know we mean them no harm and we don?t want to make them mad. This will ensure we don?t make more terrorists.
- Let them know also we will leave at the end of the week regardless of whether we are winning or not. Let them know winning is not important and ensure them we will leave soon.
- He should congratulate them for moving up from the JV Team to Varsity. This will make them happy and maybe they will like us.