REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

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What you contemplate you imitate
Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

He who fish in other man's well often catches crabs.
Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission,grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring,have offspring next spring.
 

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.
Man who want to catch a bra, should set a boobie trap.
Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.
Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.
 

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What you contemplate you imitate
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Man who put cock on stove have hot rod.
He who stick head in oven get baked bean.
Man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.
Boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
 

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What you contemplate you imitate
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Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!
A virgin, sleeping on a waterbed is called 'cherry float'.
Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.
Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.
 

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What you contemplate you imitate
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Man who screws cook in pantry often gets ass in jam.
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind.
Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
 

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What you contemplate you imitate
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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed
before the room was dark.
-Muhammad Ali
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do
violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
 

diogee

Verly isnt going anywhere
Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

gym time then chinese food. :houra need to is lose 7 more lbs then maybe gain 10 before cutting again before a cruise. :scooter
 

diogee

Verly isnt going anywhere
Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

when someone asks how much you bench that is just a nice way of saying "put on a fuckin bra"

i said that to birdhouse and he didn't even catch what i meant. :lol
 

diogee

Verly isnt going anywhere
Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

"Hey bro, how do you unleash the cobra in your back" who the fuck says that? :shoot:

cobras eat birds so i figured it was baby birdhouse being scared so told him i don't know.
 

diogee

Verly isnt going anywhere
Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

could use a pair of those for gym time but no can afford. :lol Lost both pairs of my skull candies a few months ago and haven't been able to buy new headphones so just go without and listen to shitty gym music.
 

diogee

Verly isnt going anywhere
Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

Nope those big headphones are a must....be makes more intimidating so people don't try talks to you. :scooter
 

diogee

Verly isnt going anywhere
Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

not a fan of people talking to me in the gym unless they are a hot chick. i want to get in and hit it with max intensity and get the fuck out...it's not a meeting to field questions.
 

diogee

Verly isnt going anywhere
Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

how about changing these 2 smilers to something that is easy to remember like banghead and thumbdown? 2348ji23e2938u4ji23
 

diogee

Verly isnt going anywhere
Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

Definitely a tough break for the cho cho man. He'll be locked up in the basement for a while after that blunder, sometimes you bury yourself.
 
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