When was the last time you had sex?
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plommer
EOG Dedicated
Re: When was the last time you had sex?
You gotta have game to get laid.
Or a fistful of twenties.
It's been about three weeks for me. Banged some sleazy Polish milf in a run down massage parlour in the Toronto suburbs.
10 September 2011op: and that was hard work. :shoot: anyways, I thought this was a sports forum. :+clueless surely there's a better site for sexual problems. :cheers
You gotta have game to get laid.
Or a fistful of twenties.
It's been about three weeks for me. Banged some sleazy Polish milf in a run down massage parlour in the Toronto suburbs.
Sol Diablo
House of Heat
Re: When was the last time you had sex?
The last 3 days.
With Sol Diabla.
:lightbulb:
The last 3 days.
With Sol Diabla.
:lightbulb:
Re: When was the last time you had sex?
You should give more details like if it was oral, anal, male, female, etc. Thanks.
Oh, it's been awhile for me I'm married.
You should give more details like if it was oral, anal, male, female, etc. Thanks.
Oh, it's been awhile for me I'm married.
WINBET
EOG Dedicated
Re: When was the last time you had sex?
How long did that lastop: mine was always 2 thrusts and back to the capping. :lock:
How long did that last
op: mine was always 2 thrusts and back to the capping. :lock:
Sol Diablo
House of Heat
Re: When was the last time you had sex?
Details?
Oh OK.
Thursday just good ole sex. Multiple positions.
Friday night she was pretty drunk. So I did all the work. Pounded that shit.
Yesterday afternoon I got about a 20 minute BJ.
Sol Diabla is an angel. She never gets old.
:lightbulb:
Details?
Oh OK.
Thursday just good ole sex. Multiple positions.
Friday night she was pretty drunk. So I did all the work. Pounded that shit.
Yesterday afternoon I got about a 20 minute BJ.
Sol Diabla is an angel. She never gets old.
:lightbulb:
smoke
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Re: When was the last time you had sex?
Gargal goggle
damn dawg 20 minns??? You shoulda cum in 10. Tell that bitch to deep throat next time
Gargal goggle
FairWarning
Bells Beer Connoisseur
Re: When was the last time you had sex?
I'm waiting for someone to answer "Before EOG was formed"
I'm waiting for someone to answer "Before EOG was formed"
Sol Diablo
House of Heat
Re: When was the last time you had sex?
Well, Smoker, when you get some multiple days in a row, it can take a while to blow the wad.
And Sol Diabla knows what shes doing. Strings that shit out.
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Well, Smoker, when you get some multiple days in a row, it can take a while to blow the wad.
And Sol Diabla knows what shes doing. Strings that shit out.
:lightbulb:
Sol Diablo
House of Heat
Re: When was the last time you had sex?
gargle goggle
gargle goggle
Sol Diablo
House of Heat
Re: When was the last time you had sex?
Smoker.
You still pushing 3 bills pal?
Gonna need to slim down some if you want the slice.
The slice can be pretty picky. Unless you got the roll to pay for the premium slice.
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Smoker.
You still pushing 3 bills pal?
Gonna need to slim down some if you want the slice.
The slice can be pretty picky. Unless you got the roll to pay for the premium slice.
:lightbulb:
plommer
EOG Dedicated
Re: When was the last time you had sex?
Nah, I like to take my time with this particular broad, cause it annoys her.
Been seeing/fucking her every once in a while since about 2008.
She's all about the money, her massages are garbage because the first thing she does is get you hard, she goes right for the kok and never actually massages any other part of the body.
She also wants me to come quickly, so I make sure I draw it out as long as possible, basically its a friendly hate fuck.
She makes me laugh with her dirty talk, which she starts as soon as she has had enough of me and wants to get outta the room, "come for me baby" and I start laughing and tell her to shut up because fake dirty talk pisses me off and only makes me wan to fuck her until her cunt is raw.
She is cute, short blond hair and small frame, 42-45 years old.
Polish, right off the boat, still has a thick accent.
I go see her when I need a sure thing as she cannot say no to $60.
How long did that last
Nah, I like to take my time with this particular broad, cause it annoys her.
Been seeing/fucking her every once in a while since about 2008.
She's all about the money, her massages are garbage because the first thing she does is get you hard, she goes right for the kok and never actually massages any other part of the body.
She also wants me to come quickly, so I make sure I draw it out as long as possible, basically its a friendly hate fuck.
She makes me laugh with her dirty talk, which she starts as soon as she has had enough of me and wants to get outta the room, "come for me baby" and I start laughing and tell her to shut up because fake dirty talk pisses me off and only makes me wan to fuck her until her cunt is raw.
She is cute, short blond hair and small frame, 42-45 years old.
Polish, right off the boat, still has a thick accent.
I go see her when I need a sure thing as she cannot say no to $60.
smoke
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Re: When was the last time you had sex?
Big poppa popbit in they ass
Down to 240 now BALLIN
Cut back on the fuckin domino pizza liftin weights like a nigger in jail
I got the roll but I aint need the fuckin roll son
Big poppa popbit in they ass
Down to 240 now BALLIN
Cut back on the fuckin domino pizza liftin weights like a nigger in jail
Re: When was the last time you had sex?
been like a month
sex is too much work
unless she rides me the whole time if not then gtfo
been like a month
sex is too much work
unless she rides me the whole time if not then gtfo
Sol Diablo
House of Heat
smoke
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Re: When was the last time you had sex?
Smooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Smooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
smoke
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Re: When was the last time you had sex?
Wut was ur sbr handle??
Spill the the fukkin beans man!!
Barry do I kno u from somewhere???
Wut was ur sbr handle??
Spill the the fukkin beans man!!
smoke
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Re: When was the last time you had sex?
Did u watch???
Give us the details mane!!!
Did u watch???
Give us the details mane!!!
Re: When was the last time you had sex?
last night
was able to get the head in the ass before she said " ok i cant do it ow ow ow"
tried again after a few mins and she sprang forward
pounded it for a few then she wanted to get on top. flipped her off tried some weird positions which didnt work
tried to slip it in the butt again and she got mad
so threw it in the pink and came on her asshole
threw her an old tshirt to clean up.
drank some gatorade smoked a cig texted diabler and said "wtf happened last i saw lville was down 10"
then texted diabler wow 44-10 run.
diabler texted me to take some ufc fight
took it for -101
diabler texted me we won the fight
i tried to celebrate but getting the gf to let me put it in the butt
she said im fukkin sleeping
went downstairs ate some cheese doodles
came back up stairs brushed teeth
went back into bed and said cmon babe just blow me for a min
she said leave me the fukk alone i got work in the am
I thought about texting diabler to say hi
fell asleep watching MLB channel i think
last night
was able to get the head in the ass before she said " ok i cant do it ow ow ow"
tried again after a few mins and she sprang forward
pounded it for a few then she wanted to get on top. flipped her off tried some weird positions which didnt work
tried to slip it in the butt again and she got mad
so threw it in the pink and came on her asshole
threw her an old tshirt to clean up.
drank some gatorade smoked a cig texted diabler and said "wtf happened last i saw lville was down 10"
then texted diabler wow 44-10 run.
diabler texted me to take some ufc fight
took it for -101
diabler texted me we won the fight
i tried to celebrate but getting the gf to let me put it in the butt
she said im fukkin sleeping
went downstairs ate some cheese doodles
came back up stairs brushed teeth
went back into bed and said cmon babe just blow me for a min
she said leave me the fukk alone i got work in the am
I thought about texting diabler to say hi
fell asleep watching MLB channel i think
Re: When was the last time you had sex?
smoke barry will cradle you
:lightbulb:
smoke barry will cradle you
:lightbulb:
darkhat
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Re: When was the last time you had sex?
mikey how big is iur cok ?
maybe its too big and painful for her, u inconsiderate prick
mikey how big is iur cok ?
maybe its too big and painful for her, u inconsiderate prick
Sol Diablo
House of Heat
Re: When was the last time you had sex?
too big :LMAO
shes got a tight asshole
assholes so tight when she farts it sounds like a whistle
too big :LMAO
shes got a tight asshole
assholes so tight when she farts it sounds like a whistle
darkhat
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smoke
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smoke
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darkhat
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Re: When was the last time you had sex?
Last night...which is actually a rare occasion for this married man. :fuck:
I had to mark it on my calendar.ullhair
Last night...which is actually a rare occasion for this married man. :fuck:
I had to mark it on my calendar.
ullhair