Munchkin Man
EOG Dedicated
Greetings:
The Munchkin Man has a confession to make.
The Munchkin Man did something very stupid a few days ago.
It happened on an early Wednesday morning, on the date of February 4th.
The Munchkin Man drove into the drive-through teller of the ATM machine at his local bank.
The Munchkin Man went there to take out some cash.
The Munchkin Man was in a hurry.
The Munchkin Man had to be at a tutoring appointment located about a one hour drive away.
The Munchkin Man needed the cash in order to stop off and buy enough gas to drive there and back.
The Munchkin Man was also running late.
Hurriedly, the Munchkin Man punched out his desired cash transaction.
Even more hurriedly, the Munchkin Man grabbed the cash and the receipt from their designated slots.
Then the Munchkin Man sped rapidly away.
The Munchkin Man was able to buy his gas and make his tutoring appointment just in the nick of time.
Fast forward to 24 hours later.
The Munchkin Man checked his online bank balance after getting out of bed the next morning.
To the Munchkin Man's shock and surprise, there were two unfamiliar ATM card transactions posted to the Munchkin Man's account.
The Munchkin Man did not recognize the name of the merchant.
The Munchkin Man could not even find it on the internet.
These two transactions came to a total of nearly $200 and were "on hold" status.
Nevertheless, they were deducted from the Munchkin Man's balance and plunged the Munchkin Man's checking account balance into the red.
The Munchkin Man printed out a copy of these two bank card transactions and drove straight to his bank to see the manager.
The manager gave the Munchkin Man an 800 number to call to report cases of bank card fraud.
The Munchkin Man drove straight back home and called the number to report this incident.
During the conversation, the representative asked the Munchkin Man if he had his bank card with him.
The Munchkin Man fished through his wallet to find it.
The Munchkin Man couldn't find it.
Then the Munchkin Man realized what he had done.
The Munchkin Man was in such a hurry at the ATM machine the day before that the Munchkin Man forgot to take out his card from its slot.
The Munchkin Man related this latest development to the bank card fraud representative.
She then reported the Munchkin Man's bank card as lost and had it cancelled for any future use.
She then looked at the Munchkin Man's account in more detail and was able to trace the name of the merchant to a toll free 866 number, which she gave to the Munchkin Man.
She advised the Munchkin Man to call this number to find out the name of the company and any other information he could find.
She also started an investigative case file on this incident and gave the Munchkin Man the case number.
After speaking to the bank card fraud representative, the Munchkin Man called the toll free 866 number.
The person who answered the phone was a lady with a sexy voice.
The Munchkin Man wasn't falling for it.
The Munchkin Man was too mad and upset.
The Munchkin Man asked her for the name of her company.
It was one of those internet phone sex chat companies.
The Munchkin Man told her that one of their customers ripped off the Munchkin Man's bank card and used it to make some unauthorized purchases on the Munchkin Man's account.
Her voice then turned cold.
She told the Munchkin Man to write to "Customer Service" at their main web site address.
The Munchkin Man then hung up and then called his bank again to report these findings.
It was all becoming clear to the Munchkin Man now.
Apparently, the piece of human pond scum who drove into the ATM machine lane behind the Munchkin Man took out the Munchkin Man's bank card, took it home, and had himself a private orgy.
They told the Munchkin Man that there was a possbility that the charges would be dropped that very day, due to the fact that they were still "on hold" status and that the case was now under active investigation.
The Munchkin Man checked his online bank balance the next day.
The two charges were still on the Munchkin Man's account and were no longer "on hold."
The Munchkin Man's checking account balance was still in the red.
The Munchkin Man drove straight back to his bank.
The manager gave the Munchkin Man an affidavit to fill out, which she faxed to their bank card fraud department.
The Munchkin Man was advised that it may take up to 10 days before this matter is resolved and that there was a possibility that the Munchkin Man may not get all of his money back.
The Munchkin Man's checking account balance remains in the red.
Fortunately, the Munchkin Man has a tutoring appointment today with a student whose parent pays in cash.
And so, the Munchkin Man shall survive this latest crisis.
But the Munchkin Man is still very pissed off over this incident.
Wouldn't this piss you off too?
The Munchkin Man now has to sit back and wait for up to 10 days to see what happens to the outcome of this case.
In the meantime, the Munchkin Man's account is nearly $200 less than what it is supposed to be.
The Munchkin Man shall now bring this message to a close with one final question:
Has something like this ever happened to you?
Thanks for listening.
Good luck to all.
Best Wishes,
Munchkin Man
The Munchkin Man has a confession to make.
The Munchkin Man did something very stupid a few days ago.
It happened on an early Wednesday morning, on the date of February 4th.
The Munchkin Man drove into the drive-through teller of the ATM machine at his local bank.
The Munchkin Man went there to take out some cash.
The Munchkin Man was in a hurry.
The Munchkin Man had to be at a tutoring appointment located about a one hour drive away.
The Munchkin Man needed the cash in order to stop off and buy enough gas to drive there and back.
The Munchkin Man was also running late.
Hurriedly, the Munchkin Man punched out his desired cash transaction.
Even more hurriedly, the Munchkin Man grabbed the cash and the receipt from their designated slots.
Then the Munchkin Man sped rapidly away.
The Munchkin Man was able to buy his gas and make his tutoring appointment just in the nick of time.
Fast forward to 24 hours later.
The Munchkin Man checked his online bank balance after getting out of bed the next morning.
To the Munchkin Man's shock and surprise, there were two unfamiliar ATM card transactions posted to the Munchkin Man's account.
The Munchkin Man did not recognize the name of the merchant.
The Munchkin Man could not even find it on the internet.
These two transactions came to a total of nearly $200 and were "on hold" status.
Nevertheless, they were deducted from the Munchkin Man's balance and plunged the Munchkin Man's checking account balance into the red.
The Munchkin Man printed out a copy of these two bank card transactions and drove straight to his bank to see the manager.
The manager gave the Munchkin Man an 800 number to call to report cases of bank card fraud.
The Munchkin Man drove straight back home and called the number to report this incident.
During the conversation, the representative asked the Munchkin Man if he had his bank card with him.
The Munchkin Man fished through his wallet to find it.
The Munchkin Man couldn't find it.
Then the Munchkin Man realized what he had done.
The Munchkin Man was in such a hurry at the ATM machine the day before that the Munchkin Man forgot to take out his card from its slot.
The Munchkin Man related this latest development to the bank card fraud representative.
She then reported the Munchkin Man's bank card as lost and had it cancelled for any future use.
She then looked at the Munchkin Man's account in more detail and was able to trace the name of the merchant to a toll free 866 number, which she gave to the Munchkin Man.
She advised the Munchkin Man to call this number to find out the name of the company and any other information he could find.
She also started an investigative case file on this incident and gave the Munchkin Man the case number.
After speaking to the bank card fraud representative, the Munchkin Man called the toll free 866 number.
The person who answered the phone was a lady with a sexy voice.
The Munchkin Man wasn't falling for it.
The Munchkin Man was too mad and upset.
The Munchkin Man asked her for the name of her company.
It was one of those internet phone sex chat companies.
The Munchkin Man told her that one of their customers ripped off the Munchkin Man's bank card and used it to make some unauthorized purchases on the Munchkin Man's account.
Her voice then turned cold.
She told the Munchkin Man to write to "Customer Service" at their main web site address.
The Munchkin Man then hung up and then called his bank again to report these findings.
It was all becoming clear to the Munchkin Man now.
Apparently, the piece of human pond scum who drove into the ATM machine lane behind the Munchkin Man took out the Munchkin Man's bank card, took it home, and had himself a private orgy.
They told the Munchkin Man that there was a possbility that the charges would be dropped that very day, due to the fact that they were still "on hold" status and that the case was now under active investigation.
The Munchkin Man checked his online bank balance the next day.
The two charges were still on the Munchkin Man's account and were no longer "on hold."
The Munchkin Man's checking account balance was still in the red.
The Munchkin Man drove straight back to his bank.
The manager gave the Munchkin Man an affidavit to fill out, which she faxed to their bank card fraud department.
The Munchkin Man was advised that it may take up to 10 days before this matter is resolved and that there was a possibility that the Munchkin Man may not get all of his money back.
The Munchkin Man's checking account balance remains in the red.
Fortunately, the Munchkin Man has a tutoring appointment today with a student whose parent pays in cash.
And so, the Munchkin Man shall survive this latest crisis.
But the Munchkin Man is still very pissed off over this incident.
Wouldn't this piss you off too?
The Munchkin Man now has to sit back and wait for up to 10 days to see what happens to the outcome of this case.
In the meantime, the Munchkin Man's account is nearly $200 less than what it is supposed to be.
The Munchkin Man shall now bring this message to a close with one final question:
Has something like this ever happened to you?
Thanks for listening.
Good luck to all.
Best Wishes,
Munchkin Man
