ClydeCoins awarded: A running tally

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Clyde,

Can there be a list posted of how many Clyde coins each person has earned thus far please :cheers

Thank you sir,

Blondie
 
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Blondie,
I was actually wondering that myself. I did not actually keep a list so I have no idea who has earned them and how many I have given out.

Good question.
 
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Posted a thread in the main forum about it, hope it doesn't get lost among heated ping-pong discussion.

If you want to go through my 1501 posts and see where and who I awarded ClydeCoins too, feel free. Oh, and make me a grilled cheese sammich while you are doing it.:doh1
 
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After some simple research thanks to a wonderful search engine

I come up with...

Almost Allright - 2
Bucket of Chicken - 1
xbaggypants -1
KingRevolver - 2
Ditka - 1
Mofome -3
The Heim - 1
Clyde - 1
Brickshithouse -1
Gyno -1
Jeff Haney -1
OSU -1
Irishtim -1
Mr. NBA -1
Tim Finchem -1
Ballwonder -1
 
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No need to go through all your posts Clyde, simply typing Clydecoin in the search engine proved to be much faster.

However amidst the arguing children I might have misplaced a coin or two fair warning...
 
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That is good and we will go from there. I actually gave myself one.

One last request my love, please edit the title of the thread to say "ClydeCoins awarded: A running tally".

Thanks.:thumbsup



Mmmm. Good.
 
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I may have to look a little closer as I suspect that some of those were people begging for ClydeCoins. Mofome's 3 total looks way too high and Ballwonder's 1 puts him even with a Bucket of Chicken.

If I learned anything in math class it is the equation a Bucket of Chicken > Ballwonder.

That's sort of an immutable property like the transitive or communicative.
 
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Ballwonder's was given for taking away PO69's private message access.

Mo's I think he might have actually had more but wasn't positive determination was made in the midst of the screaming war over which child was taking which set of Valentine's cookies for their parties tomorrow - note the two children are in the same class.... :doh1
 
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I did the search and got halfway through before my ADD and vodka addiction sidetracked me. Mo made a great Jim Jones reference that I had forgotten about. Going to keep the tally you have and award one to you for finding the search and editing the title.

One ClydeCoin awarded to Blondie.

Updated total:

Almost Allright - 2
Bucket of Chicken - 1
xbaggypants -1
KingRevolver - 2
Ditka - 1
Mofome -3
The Heim - 1
Clyde - 1
Brickshithouse -1
Gyno -1
Jeff Haney -1
OSU -1
Irishtim -1
Mr. NBA -1
Tim Finchem -1
Ballwonder -1
Blondie- 1
 
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I have two Clydecoins, sir. I posted some video of Chris Klein's performance in that movie. You awarded me two coins.

Thank you. 12io4j2w90
 
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Clyde dear,

Mofome should have at least five after further review...

Edited both lists and updated.

These were based upon a search consisting of clydecoins and only posts that were made by you :)
 
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Union Leader,
Clyde thinks that he originally posted what ClydeCoins were.

Clyde would like to relay that ClydeCoins are awarded for posting excellence.

Clyde also would like to say that the value of a ClydeCoin is undetermined but likely lies between .00001 cents and $25.

Clyde would lastly like to say that posting like the Munchkin Man as evidenced here would make you a longshot ClydeCoin candidate.
 
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<HR style="COLOR: #2b295e" SIZE=1>Clyde dear,

Mofome should have at least five after further review...
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Going to need more info than that. As ClydeCoin mania is currently roughly the modern day equivalent of Tulip-mania in 14th century Holland (may not be the 14th century per se but you get the fucking point), the ClydeBank is starting to crack down on ClydeCoin forgeries.

Besides if we were fining ClydeCoins for dumbass posts, it would likely come out in the wash at some point.

So after further review, the call stands on the posting field. Mo has 3 ClydeCoins. (Besides he is just going to give them to charity anyway right?)
 
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Duly noted IrishTim. Your posts stick out like a sore thumb here, mostly because you actually make sense and post about gambling. If you could find me some new midget amputee pics, you'd be my e-Zac Efron.

Updating tally for EOG Tech Hall of Famer IrishTim's accuracy-

Almost Allright - 2
Bucket of Chicken - 1
xbaggypants -1
KingRevolver - 2
Ditka - 1
Mofome -3
The Heim - 1
Clyde - 1
Brickshithouse -1
Gyno -1
Jeff Haney -1
OSU -1
Irishtim -2
Mr. NBA -1
Tim Finchem -1
Ballwonder -1
Blondie- 1

Updated through now.
 
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Mo,
If you can cut and paste the evidence the Board of Directors of ClydeBank will reconsider. But don't get any kind of ideas we are running a democracy. I am the fucking ruler, at least until Wade assassinates me.
 
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I just gave myself another one for this post. Subtle comedic genius, at least in my own eyes.

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Mofome- 3
Almost Allright - 2
KingRevolver- 2
ClydeFontaine- 2
IrishTim- 2
Bucket of Chicken - 1
xbaggypants -1
Ditka - 1
The Heim - 1
Brickshithouse -1
Gyno -1
Jeff Haney -1
OSU -1
Mr. NBA -1
Tim Finchem -1
Ballwonder -1
Blondie- 1

Put 'em in order and everything.
Updated through now + a few minutes.
 
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oh i got my ClydeCoin for saying that identity was speed bagging her vulva in the bathroom upon KR's advances
 
#27
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and well-deserved commish, if I may say so.

Humor is the best medicine. Read it in a Reader's Digest at the Doctor's Office once. (sadly, humor did not take care of that burning sensation when I peed)
 
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Mofome- 3
Almost Allright - 2
KingRevolver- 2
ClydeFontaine- 2
IrishTim- 2
Bucket of Chicken - 1
xbaggypants -1
Ditka - 1
The Heim - 1
Brickshithouse -1
Gyno -1
Jeff Haney -1
OSU -1
Mr. NBA -1
Tim Finchem -1
Ballwonder -1
Blondie- 1

Put 'em in order and everything.
Updated through now + a few minutes.
Now sir, how did I lose one already?
 
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Calm down woman!

You weren't on the original list you posted and I gave you one. Did you already have one? If so, why didn't you list it?

It will be corrected in the Clyde Court of Appeals if it is warranted.
 
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Calm down woman!

You weren't on the original list you posted and I gave you one. Did you already have one? If so, why didn't you list it?

It will be corrected in the Clyde Court of Appeals if it is warranted.
Opps I forgot to add myself to the original one :LMAO

Please forgive the blondeness Almighty Powerful Clyde. :cheers
 
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Originally Posted by ClydeFontaine

Mofome- 3
Almost Allright - 2
KingRevolver- 2
ClydeFontaine- 2
IrishTim- 2
Blondie- 2

Bucket of Chicken - 1
xbaggypants -1
Ditka - 1
The Heim - 1
Brickshithouse -1
Gyno -1
Jeff Haney -1
OSU -1
Mr. NBA -1
Tim Finchem -1
Ballwonder -1


Are you happy now woman? You are sharper than a Bucket of Chicken and Ballwonder.

Last update for now. Clyde needs a little alone time.
 
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Mo,
If you can cut and paste the evidence the Board of Directors of ClydeBank will reconsider. But don't get any kind of ideas we are running a democracy. I am the fucking ruler, at least until Wade assassinates me.


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Re: Addressing some of your concerns...
<hr style="color: rgb(43, 41, 94);" size="1"> I was going to make a post today addressing the lack of worthwhile posts and this pops up and proves me wrong.

Some well said stuff in that post MightyMo. Of course, time will tell whether this site will actually walk the walk and not just talk the talk. Been there, done that says the sign out front.

Paragraph 5 of the original post is the makings of an EOG creed. Refer to above paragraph as to the actual following through of said creed.

And banning 2 out of 3 ain't bad. There is still one bad apple in the forum bucket.

But a well-earned ClydeCoin to MightyMo.

Clyde lays down his weapons...for the time being.
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Re: Give me your line/total: W&M at Drexel
<hr style="color: rgb(43, 41, 94);" size="1"> Line has moved to Drexel -4. Total at 122. Just a tad too low for me. W&M has shot poorly its last three games and may be due for a decent effort here. For the past month this is the game I have been circling this game thinking it is where the Tribe stumbles. Dragons very tough at home.

I'll have a bit more after lunch as well. Game tips off at 4pm. No TV as far as I know.

And fine, you can have a ClydeCoin Mo. Well done.
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<hr style="color: rgb(43, 41, 94);" size="1"> One ClydeCoin awarded for the Jim Jones reference. Out of left field, used in a humorous and appropriate context, and elicited a guffaw from Clyde. Everything a post should be. Most of the posting body thinks Jim Jones is a rapper, not a cult leader.

Props to MightyMo, on a day rampant with vapid posts you provided a ray of sunlight.
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Re: I couldnt believe my ears.......
<hr style="color: rgb(43, 41, 94);" size="1"> Not to
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Re: I couldnt believe my ears.......
<hr style="color: rgb(43, 41, 94);" size="1">Quote:
<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset ;">Originally Posted by Chessman

Unbelievable. She "can't do anything for him sexually" so the "reasonable" thing to do is jerk off to whores online. Fancy the idea of having some fucking respect for your wife's wishes and refrain from "getting off." No wonder people have such fucked-up marriages. Many are so self-centered today.
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you have missed the point completely, unsurprisingly. its fine to say he shouldnt jerk off to porn, but to claim that his watching porn is the reason his wife is not getting better is execrable.
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Not to take an already off topic topic more off topic, but anyone who uses the word execrable in a correct context deserves a ClydeCoin.

Following up with the ferret with Lyme's Disease comment gets a bonus ClydeCoin.

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5 in the bank.
 
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Originally Posted by ClydeFontaine



Are you happy now woman? You are sharper than a Bucket of Chicken and Ballwonder.

Last update for now. Clyde needs a little alone time.
You are a sweetie Clyde, despite what the others say about you when you are not looking :blink:
 
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Duly noted Mofome. Pretty sure I was blackout drunk for the last one along with the bonus so pardon the accounting.

Now can I please stop updating this thread and go watch midget por, errr, I mean "Sherlock Holmes". Thanks.

Mofome- 5
Almost Allright - 2
KingRevolver- 2
ClydeFontaine- 2
IrishTim- 2
Blondie- 2
Bucket of Chicken - 1
xbaggypants -1
Ditka - 1
The Heim - 1
Brickshithouse -1
Gyno -1
Jeff Haney -1
OSU -1
Mr. NBA -1
Tim Finchem -1
Ballwonder -1
 
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those only add up to 4.....i think i've been slighted on a few CC opportunities...i plan on taking my case to the appellate court of Clyde
 
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Oh and before you get all high and mighty and strut around your basement with that cock of the walk gait Mofome, I just want to let you know that you have a very poor ClydeCoin to number of posts ratio.

Your CC/#p ratio is roughly equivalent to the number of times Gerald Lee has tasted vagina in Norfolk or the combined IQ of Ballwonder and a bucket of chicken.

e=mc squared my ass.

12io4j2w90
 
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That's what I though at first Commish and I was prepared to call Mo all sorts of sausage fingers. But then I saw what is not discernable at first glance (much like a James Cameron plot-twist), that the Foamer was awarded the rare Bonus ClydeCoin in the last post.
 
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Clyde,

I think you miscounted. I see myself, Citizen Donuts, with zero Clyde Coins per your tally list. I happened to help get this EOG tech section implemented prior to your arrival. Please present me with a legacy Coin.

Thanks pal
 
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Oh, I was also knocked out of EOG poker night but Ball- Bucket of Chicken- Wonder!

That in itself is worthy of MANY Clyde Coins, Citizen.
 
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