Dell, come back

[Dell Dude]

That's it. Door shut on 14. Thank you, Rory.

 

[Dell Dude]

Now let's get Lowry 2nd alone for a possible fag chop.

 

[Dell Dude]

$187.86 Kash Patel. Kiss my ass, DK.

 

[Dell Dude]

What is with the 86 cents? Is that supposed to entice me?

 

[Dell Dude]

Kash Patel went down to $185.34. Retards.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1886197473947038195

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Sixers ml, under Depoop, Illinois and over.

 

[Dell Dude]

$0 available.

 

[Dell Dude]

All of this for a trip to Wendy's.

 

[Dell Dude]

NBA is a joke. Celtics down 24 maybe more late 3rd. Up 3 mid 4th.

 

[Dell Dude]

That doesn't anger me. Not getting 1 goal does. Goosephabba.

 

[Dell Dude]

I will end the night with a win. Oregon +220 live.

 

[Dell Dude]

If 76ers come back, chance to win everything.

 

[Dell Dude]

But I don't Alan Karre about all or any of that. I need 2 goals before HT.

1-0, 20'

 

[Dell Dude]

Nothing. Nothing since Rory.

 

[Dell Dude]

Waiting for Illinois to win.

 

[Dell Dude]

Maybe this is why I am having problems. It's Oregon.

 

[Dell Dude]

Always ends the same way.

 

[Dell Dude]

1 more guilty please goal. 4-0, 86'

Over 4.5 Goals +1500
OVER/UNDER 4.5 GOALS
Atletico Bucaramanga v America de Cali S.A
$5.00 TOTAL WAGER
$80.00 TOTAL PAYOUT

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Penalty under review.

 

[Dell Dude]

Penalty stands.

 

[Dell Dude]

Missed.

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[mr merlin]

How do you keep track of all these crazy bets?

 

[Dell Dude]

Chiefs 33 - Eagles 27 +20000
CORRECT SCORE
Kansas City Chiefs @ Philadelphia Eagles
Feb 9, 4:35pm MST

 

[Dell Dude]

27-27 OT. Eagles get the ball first and stopped. Mahomes to Kelce game winner. Kelce retires and proposes to Taylor.

 

[Dell Dude]

$4 is all I had left. I'll get it to at least $50.

 

[Dell Dude]

As well as Izzo FUF4 rooster.

 

[kane]

27-27 OT, Eagles get the ball first and stopped. Mahomes to Kelce game winner. Kelce retires and proposes to Taylor. Raiders slits his wrists.

I finished it for you

 

[kane]

I'm ready to deal with whatever Raiders throws at me. Joshy wins the MVP and Raiders can't stop posting about it, that's fine since I have a future on him to win the award. Mahomes loses the SB and Raiders keeps running his cock holster, that's fine since I have a future on the Eagles to cut down the nets. I posted both of those futures earlier this year, so when he calls me out for past posting, I'll bump the threads where I made my posts and make him look the dumb fuck he is. Hard to believe but I'm rooting for the same things to happen as he is

 

[compaqdork]

How do you keep track of all these crazy bets?

DeepSeek 2.0

 

[Dell Dude]

Lebron and Jimmy trade?

 

[Dell Dude]

That may put Heat in NBA championship. I hate him but I hated Laimbeer two. Make it happen, Pat.

 

[Dell Dude]

It will happen this week or nothing happens. Trade deadline Thursday.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1886142592884052324

 

[Dell Dude]

Pistons and Iowa State.

 

[Dell Dude]

Speaking of Samantha Powers. Reminds me of the scene in the Shawskank Redemption where Warden Norton and thug Hadley searched Andy's cell. They failed to find the hole in the wall behind Marylin Monroe's poster. Elon won't fail.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1886389590908359088

 

[Dell Dude]

USAID is everything. Tap that it all comes out like a gusher.