Dell, come back

Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
These shit tennis tournaments still have trophy odds. Took a stab with Ruin and bitch Bencic. Starting today. Would leave Chiefs defensive touchdown and Izzo FUF4 for about $165,000. Ruin will eventually start lifting trophies. Still forever young. Ryby is tournament chalk and she is bipolar.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Slut 16. Probably face Ryby in fuck you final 4. Have Izzo trophy for 30k but not F4. Let's change that in a big way.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
There are a lot of CBB conference scenarios. All of them need Puke, Auburn, Houston to come up limp. This is the won I select as be best thanks to Maddy ice. 1-0, for a walkoff and no dead teams.

Madison Keys
+270
Moneyline
Aryna Sabalenka v Madison Keys
Jan 25, 1:45am MST

Saint Louis
+1100
Atlantic 10 Conference Regular Season Winner 2024-25
Atlantic 10 Conference Regular Season Winner 2024-25
Jan 31, 5:00pm MST

Alabama
+450
SEC Regular Season Winner 2024-25
SEC Regular Season Winner 2024-25
Feb 1, 10:00am MST

Creighton
+650
Big East Conference Regular Season Winner 2024-25
Big East Conference Regular Season Winner 2024-25
Feb 1, 10:00am MST

Louisville
+1500
ACC Regular Season Winner 2024-25
ACC Regular Season Winner 2024-25
Feb 1, 11:30am MST
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Payouts:

$34.12
TOTAL WAGER
$999,852.48
TOTAL PAYOUT

$25.00
TOTAL WAGER
$107,143.50
MAX RETURNS

$50.00
TOTAL WAGER
$29,304.13
MAX RETURNS

$50.00
TOTAL WAGER
$3,744.75
MAX RETURNS
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I can see 2 conferences fairly routine. Then I need 1 or 2 miracles but even if only 2 then other scenarios kick in. UCONN for instance if not Marquette. Clemson if not Lousville. I haven't gotten chalk collapses on these division and conference roosters. Eventually I will and that will be it.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
If Louisville wins out, most likely won't be enough. If Slut Louis wins out, I think it will be enough for at least a chop then you go to the tybreaker. No fucking NET again.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Ruin won the 1st set. Whatever but through baby steps can get to Sparty fuck you final four. I'm not going to decline because unrealistic. Sometimes unrealistic becomes reality. Both just need to beat 1 chalk. Minor tournament so nobody else important.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I also have several pee existing Swifties trophy tickets including the exacta of beating Eagles. I'm a Swifty this week.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
4 teamer doesn't matter. Just action play. But I need the wins for conferences. Sparty is expendable. Any of the other 3 would be bad.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
As I posted. Marquette most important. They lost. Baby fat Bird won. St Johns now gets added to Puke, Auburn, Houston craps que. Don't have them. UCONN plays them twice.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Also another with 2 KC defensive touchdowns. 1 is $100,000. 2 is $1,000,000.

UConn +1000
Big East Conference Regular Season Winner 2024-25
Big East Conference Regular Season Winner 2024-25
4:30pm MST

Saint Louis +2900
Atlantic 10 Conference Regular Season Winner 2024-25
Atlantic 10 Conference Regular Season Winner 2024-25
5:00pm MST

Clemson +750
ACC Regular Season Winner 2024-25
ACC Regular Season Winner 2024-25
7:00pm MST

Kansas City Defense +700
Any Time Touchdown Scorer
Kansas City Chiefs @ Philadelphia Eagles
Sun 4:35pm MST
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Here is the Keisha Lance Bottoms line. Slut Louis and 1 or 2 Swifties defensive touchdowns puts me in the walkoff red zone. Slutty has a showdown with George Mason at home. Need to win that and win out which is possible because no other contending team left to play. Highly unlikely but still alive after miracle win.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
6 points back with 1 game in hand almost 30 games left. Washington is 2 but that's it unless Calgary goes nuts.
 
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