Source: AP
EOG.COM LTD (SYMBOL:EOG NASD) has agreed to trade away JEFFREY Dumbwoody JONES to LVA (SYMBOL: KMA NASD) for a poster named "tweetie pie" and a MODERATOR to be named later (no than 2012). This moderator must APPEAR busy...
When asked about the trade, EOG management claimed, "It's one small step for EOG, but one giant step for mankind."
On the other hand, Mr Jones was unavailable to comment as he was peeing at the time of this release...
EOG.COM LTD (SYMBOL:EOG NASD) has agreed to trade away JEFFREY Dumbwoody JONES to LVA (SYMBOL: KMA NASD) for a poster named "tweetie pie" and a MODERATOR to be named later (no than 2012). This moderator must APPEAR busy...
When asked about the trade, EOG management claimed, "It's one small step for EOG, but one giant step for mankind."
On the other hand, Mr Jones was unavailable to comment as he was peeing at the time of this release...