SlipperyPete
EOG Dedicated
Re: Finally, The Brock has come back to Vegas...
Excerpt from 'Headline Alberta' . Sound familiar??:LMAO
Hey, Terry, did you ever stop'n think that if you hadn't drank your family out of house'n home, Ellie wouldn't'a dumped your ass?"
"Terry, maybe Ellen'll take you back when the creditors stop pestering her 'bout all your bounced checks and maxed credit cards."
Terry could not comprehend these vicious comments. Didn't these people realize how much he agonized over his past sins? Didn't they know he had to live with these indiscretions each and every moment of each and every day?
Each and every day.
For ten years.
Until tonight.
Having just polished off a microwaved Swanson Salisbury steak dinner and a can of Molson, Terry had been getting ready to pop open a brand new flat of beer and spend the evening in front of the TV, either watching some Stallone action flick on the dish or a good wholesome porno video. But he didn't get as far as breaking the seal on the beer case, let alone making his viewing choice for the evening.
Excerpt from 'Headline Alberta' . Sound familiar??:LMAO
Hey, Terry, did you ever stop'n think that if you hadn't drank your family out of house'n home, Ellie wouldn't'a dumped your ass?"
"Terry, maybe Ellen'll take you back when the creditors stop pestering her 'bout all your bounced checks and maxed credit cards."
Terry could not comprehend these vicious comments. Didn't these people realize how much he agonized over his past sins? Didn't they know he had to live with these indiscretions each and every moment of each and every day?
Each and every day.
For ten years.
Until tonight.
Having just polished off a microwaved Swanson Salisbury steak dinner and a can of Molson, Terry had been getting ready to pop open a brand new flat of beer and spend the evening in front of the TV, either watching some Stallone action flick on the dish or a good wholesome porno video. But he didn't get as far as breaking the seal on the beer case, let alone making his viewing choice for the evening.