I would not tell this story if Dave "The Meatman" Scandaliato were still alive.
Meaty, FACTSMAN and yours truly enjoyed dinner one night at Rao's inside Caesars Palace.
FACTS encouraged me to invite my Asian girlfriend to attend, making our group a party of four.
It was a delightful evening.
A few weeks later, Meaty was being his irascible self and soon he was hurling insults my way.
During a phone call, after he lit into me with a three-minute tirade, he then turned his attention to my girlfriend.
He said, "Cheeng chang chong. Ping pang pong. Fee fo kung fu"
I listened for about 10 more seconds before hanging up.
Sick, real sick.