It just may be. :devil:
I don't know if the boys are ready for that yet, plus I just had that avatar a few days ago.
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Is it pink bikini day? :devil:
If I am in pink, why can't you? 12io4j2w90
Ok - give me a minute to change :devil:
Sweded,
How you doin...
How about....
Hey, those are lovely deceptive Ds you're sporting over there. Before they do a Survivor disappearing act, perhaps we should give them a good tally-ho here on this lovely island...
Then afterwards, let me invite you to stay comfortably at this tree hut I have constructed with the lobster dinner at the ready once you've made yourself comfortable....
She says she smokes thus there would be no Pick Up line from me because as long as she smokes she will never have the good fortune of being able to go on a date with me
IF she does stop smoking then either of these:
"I am a great cook so how about I cook you some dinner and then make you some eggs in the morning - would you like them scrambled or fertilized?"
OR
"Roses are Red, I think you have Class, Let's get together sometime, And I'll fuck you in your ass!"
I can see her knees getting weak now and her body turning into Puddy after reading this
plead the 5th.
i am sure i would have visually raped her 10 times in the first 1/2 hour we were stuck on the island together, not sure i woulda had enough energy left to even attempt the pick up
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Up until just now...I thought I was the only person that used that expression!! I also use "visually violated".
She's will me we're eating...:+textinb3Swede! I tried to pick you up 3 posts ago! :devil:
On a deserted island...would they really need a line?
Exactly. Give it up willingly or get punched in the head till you pass out. Either way, it's gonna happen.
That's what you meant, right?
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You know swede, I had no idea, but there was a rattlesnake on the island, good news, I killed it, bad news, it bit me when I was taking a leak over there, could you suck the poison out?
OF...:cheers
me: Hey there beatiful, let me ask you something do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Swede: huh??
me: Enough to break the ice, how you doin im 5 star
Exactly. Give it up willingly or get punched in the head till you pass out. Either way, it's gonna happen.
That's what you meant, right?
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ERRR....EXCUSE MW CUTIE.......BUT REMEMBER THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN YOU SAID......."I WOULDN'T DO YOU IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN ON EARTH"?
WELL TAKE A LOOK AROUND...........
Okay creepy...what I meant was: If it's just me an him...is a line needed? All he really has to do is sit there and wait for me to get lonely or build a hut and wait for it to rain.
Please stop using this emoticon-->:ShrinkD