JAMMER's 2023 MARCH MADNESS CONTEST

[Jammer]

Birdie 2- time overall champion, defending Sweet 16 champion, 3 consecutive cashes.

 

[railbird]

Birdie 2- time overall champion, defending Sweet 16 champion, 3 consecutive cashes.

overall 1 seed

 

[Viejo Dinosaur]

overall 1 seed

That number one seed goes to the defending champion…how much you want for the most points?

 

[Viejo Dinosaur]

That number one seed goes to the defending champion…how much you want for the most points?

Railturd don’t want none….

 

[railbird]

That number one seed goes to the defending champion…how much you want for the most points?

Do a dollar a point

 

[kane]

overall 1 seed

If there was a bracket for racist pieces of shit, for sure you'd be the number 1 seed

 

[railbird]

If there was a bracket for racist pieces of shit, for sure you'd be the number 1 seed

You would be 1 seed for pothead atheists

 

[Jammer]

Some questions....

Will Dell Dude post his picks in the wrong format and incur a penalty right out of the gate?
Will Birdie be the only one to pick himself to win the overall title?
Will anyone challenge Viejo's record breaking final score last year?
Will JimmytheGreek win the tough John Thomson POD?
Will Birdie cash for the fourth consecutive year?
Will Jaylen Clark's injury thwart UCLA's title hopes?

 

[Almost Allright]

You would be 1 seed for pothead atheists

Kane partakes in the Jazz Cabbage?

 

[kane]

Kane partakes in the Jazz Cabbage?

Yes, and this is the first time I've heard the term "jazz cabbage", it's kinda catchy

 

[railbird]

Kane partakes in the Jazz Cabbage?

satanic

 

[Dell Dude]

Today is the Jason Day!

 

[Dell Dude]

I just want to beat Kinky. I am winless against that cocksucker in pretend bets.

 

[Dell Dude]

Guilty please note Fagduel. They allow you to pawlay final four. Seeding is very important. Either a clean look or drawing dead 1, 2 or 3. Specially, I want Purdue, Ucla, Gonzaga and Alabama in 4 diff'rent strokes regions. Should get 3 but Gonzaga and Ucla probably 1 and 2 in the Adam West.

 

[cheapseats]

Brackets near!

 

[jimmythegreek]

Already one surprise. WVA got in as a 14 loss team. Don't care if it's the Big 12.

 

[jimmythegreek]

Sheez.. Miami and Duke are better than 5s And Pitt did better than to deserve a play-in draw.

Rutgers out. 4 losses to quad 3s.

 

[Murphy’s Best]

Texas A & M a 7 seed….. wow

 

[Dell Dude]

Contest 1 - Seeds:

Seed #1 Purdue
Seed #2 Ucla
Seed #3 Baylor
Seed #4 Indiana
Seed #5 Miami
Seed #6 Iowa State
Seed #7 Sparty strong
Seed #8 Iowa
Seed #9 Illinois
Seed #10 Moremen (Utah State)
Seed #11 Providence
Seed #12 VCU
Seed #13 Mark Furman
Seed #14 Kennesaw State
Seed #15 Princeton
Seed #16 howid

Contest 2 - Sweet stevo 16:

East: Purdue, Tennessee, Kansas State, Sparty strong
West: Kansas, VCU, Gonzaga, Ucla
South: Alabama, Virginia, Baylor, Moremen (Utah State)
Midwest: Houston, Indiana, Kennesaw State, Texas A&M

Contest 3 - Fuck you final four:

Purdue, Ucla, Alabama, Indiana

Contest 4 - EOG champion:

Kinky

 

[Jammer]

Dell Dude leading it off with the picks! Show them how it's done!

 

[Jammer]

A lot of love for Duke by these analysts- not an easy first game against Oral Roberts.

 

[John Kelly]

DUDE picks WINKY to win JAMMER's contest.

So DUDE.

 

[winkyduck]

DUDE picks WINKY to win JAMMER's contest.

So DUDE.

Alex - I will take "Sarcasm" for $200 please!

STIFF DUDE doesn't believe that for one second. I'd sooner bet on the Sun rising in the West and setting in the East OR him paying that $50 he will never pay - than of him really meaning it

 

[jimmythegreek]

Duke wins the ACC. What have they won their last 9 or 10 straight? Miami has been a great team all season. I just think a signature tam like the Blue Devils, whom deservedly so got plenty of respect when it came to seeding under Coach K, got a bit disrespected. I know this season winning the ACC wasn't saying much given this year's level of play, but still a major conference, I thought they would receive better. Same with Miami.

Comparatively both schools in class and tempo against Oral Roberts , I'm expecting a high scoring game.

 

[ComptrBob]

Seed listings for reference (Edit: Updated with results for play-in games)

For Contest #1:
#1 seeds (choose one)
Alabama
Houston
Kansas
Purdue

#2 seeds (choose one)
Arizona
UCLA
Marquette
Texas

#3 seeds (choose one)
Baylor
Kansas State
Gonzaga
Xavier

#4 seeds (choose one)
UConn
Tennessee
Virginia
Indiana

#5 seeds (choose one)
Miami (FL)
Duke
Saint Mary’s (CA)
San Diego State

#6 seeds (choose one)
Kentucky
Iowa State
Texas Christian (TCU)
Creighton

#7 seeds (choose one)
Texas A&M
Northwestern
Missouri
Michigan State

#8 seeds (choose one)
Memphis
Iowa
Arkansas
Maryland

#9 seeds (choose one)
Florida Atlantic (FAU)
Auburn
West Virginia (WVU)
Illinois

#10 seeds (choose one)
Southern California (USC)
Penn State
Boise State
Utah State

#11 seeds (choose one)
North Carolina State
Arizona State
Pittsburgh
Providence

#12 seeds (choose one)
Oral Roberts
Drake
Virginia Commonwealth (VCU)
Col. of Charleston

#13 seeds (choose one)
Louisiana (UL-Lafayette)
Kent State
Furman
Iona

#14 seeds (choose one)
Kennesaw State
Grand Canyon
Cal Santa Barbara (UCSB)
Montana State

#15 seeds (choose one)
Vermont
Colgate
Princeton
UNC Ashville

#16 seeds (choose one)
Howard
N Kentucky
Fairleigh Dickinson (FDU)
Texas A&M-Corpus Christi

 

[bomzee]

Thank You Jammer !
Thank you EOG !
Good Luck to all - Enjoy !
Contest #1
#1 seed Houston
#2 seed Arizona
#3 seed Gonzaga
4 seed Tennessee
#5 seed Miami
#6 seed TCU
#7 seed Texas AM
#8 seed Arkansas
#9 seed FAU
#10 seed USC
#11 seed North Carolina state
# 12 seed college of Charleston
#13 seed Kent state
#14 seed Montana state
#15 seed Colgate
#16 seed howard
Contest 2 sweet sixteen
East: Purdue Marquette Kansas state Tennessee
West:UCLA Gonzaga UConn Arkansas
South:Alabama Arizona Charleston NC state
Midwest:Houston Xavier Miami Texas AM
Contest#3
Arizona Gonzaga Houston Tennessee
Contest #4
Bomzee

 

[jimmythegreek]

Contest #1
#1 seed Alabama
#2 seed UCLA
#3 seed Xavier
#4 seed Indiana
#5 seed Duke
$6 seed Kentucky
#7 seed Texas A&M
#8 seed Memphis
#9 seed Auburn
#10 seed Utah St
#11 seed NC State
#12 seed Charleston
#13 seed Iona
#14 seed UC Santa Barbara
#15 seed Colgate
#16 seed Howard

Contest #2 - sweet 16
South: Alabama, Arizona, Charleston, UCSB
Midwest: Houston, Drake, Xavier, Texas
East: Purdue, Duke, Kansas St, Marquette
West: Kansas, Iona, Gonzaga, UCLA

Contest 3: Final 4:
Purdue, UCLA, Texas, Alabama

Contest 4 - contest winner: (could I buy a vowel?)
kane

 

[John Kelly]

Best of luck to JIMMY.

 

[cheapseats]

#1 Alabama
#2 Texas
#3 Zags
#4 Uconn
#5 Miami Florida
#6 Iowa St
#7 Texas A&M
#8 Maryland
#9 WVU
#10 USC
#11 Providence
#12 Drake
#13 Louisianna UL
#14 Montana
#15 Princeton
#16 FDU

East- Purdue/Marquette/Duke/Tennessee
West-UCLA/Kansas/Zags/Uconn
South- Alabama/Baylor/Arizona/Creighton
Midwest-Houston/Miami Florida/Texas/ X

Purdue/Kansas/Houston/Baylor

Ruca

 

[John Kelly]

Rooting for CHEAP.

 

[Jammer]

Birdie sending picks to Computer Bob so no one copies him.

 

[Dell Dude]

Nice start for the DUDE. Had both winners yesterday. Fairly Ridiculous and AZ State tonight.

 

[asportsguy]

Contest #1

1 Alabama
2 Ucla
3 Baylor
4 Tennessee
5 Duke
6 Iowa state
7 Texas Am
8 Arkansas
9 West Virginia
10 Usc
11 Nc state
12 Charleston
13 iona
14 Montana State
15 Vermont
16 N. Kentucky


Contest #2

west kanasa vcu Gonzaga ucla

east purdue tenn kentucky michigan

south Alabama sdsu uath state nc state

midwest Miami Auburn iowa state texas


Contest #3

The Final fours teams will be:
Alabama Texas Am Ucla Kentucky

Contest #4


Heim all the way to the Bank.

 

[Viejo Dinosaur]

Birdie sending picks to Computer Bob so no one copies him.

After last years showing who would copy him?

 

[kane]

1 Alabama
2 Texas
3 Gonzaga
4 Conn
5 Duke
6 Ky
7 MSU
8 Memphis
9 FAU
10 Ut St
11 Providence
12 Drake
13 Kent St
14 Mont St
15 Vermont
16 N Ky

South- Alabama, SDSU, Creighton, Arizona
East- Memphis, Tenn, Marq, Ky
Midwest- Houston, Drake, ISU, Texas
West- Kansas, Conn, Gonzaga, UCLA


Alabama
Tennessee
Texas
Conn


Ruca

 

[kane]

East- Purdue/Marquette/Duke/Tennessee

Duke would play Tenn in the second round, both of them can't make the Sweet 16

South- Alabama/Baylor/Arizona/Creighton

Same thing with Baylor and Creighton

 

[Dell Dude]

These 2 got a bogus draw. I would have taken them first round if realistic matchup.

13 Kent St
16 N Ky

 

[railbird]

Birdie sending picks to Computer Bob so no one copies him.

was going to send them to you. should i send them to CB instead

 

[Jammer]

was going to send them to you. should i send them to CB instead

Yes

 

[Woodrow Wilson]

1. Alabama
2. Texas
3. Gonzaga
4. Virginia
5. Duke
6. Creighton
7. Texas A&M
8. Arkansas
9. Florida Atlantic
10. Utah State
11. Pittsburgh
12. Drake
13. Kent State
14. Cal Santa Barbara
15. Vermont
16. Fairleigh Dickinson

Sweet 16
East: Purdue, Duke, Kentucky, Marquette
MW: Houston, Kent State, Xavier, Texas
South: Alabama, Virginia, Creighton, Arizona
West: Arkansas, Saint Mary's, Gonzaga, UCLA

Final 4
Duke
Texas
Alabama
Gonzaga

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