Reindeer Games
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Ouch, Momma and I went 0-4 last night. I figured that cause when I got home today the house was a mess. There is a note on the kitchen table from Momma says she is going to the buffet for the day. That buffet must lose money when her and her friend show up. They go at 10:30 and stay through dinner. They should weigh the customers that come in and charge them by what they weigh or put a time limit on how long you can stay. When the two of them show up I would quick put a closed sign on the window. I can eat alot but Momma is a world class eater. she watches those eating challenges and always says she can eat more.
Ouch, Momma and I went 0-4 last night. I figured that cause when I got home today the house was a mess. There is a note on the kitchen table from Momma says she is going to the buffet for the day. That buffet must lose money when her and her friend show up. They go at 10:30 and stay through dinner. They should weigh the customers that come in and charge them by what they weigh or put a time limit on how long you can stay. When the two of them show up I would quick put a closed sign on the window. I can eat alot but Momma is a world class eater. she watches those eating challenges and always says she can eat more.
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No LazyBoy, no fine cigar, no massage, no jacuzzi and no wine. The only good thing that happened last night is I stayed at my date's house all night. We went out to eat and went to a club in town, things got a little crazy. I had never met her before but Momma knew who she was and told me she was a whore. She was kinda nice, everything was cool until she did her tenth shot of tequilla. She started barfing all over the bar, they kicked us out and I took her home. When we got to her house her Momma was waiting for us and she was pissed. Her Momma made me sleep on the couch in the basement. I woke up in the middle of the night and felt something licking my balls, it was awesome until I opened my eyes and it was their labrador retreiver. Kinda sucked but for a minute it was cool. I ate breakfast with her this morning (my date not the dog) and she gave me her number. The next time I stay at their house I'll remember to wear under wear.
No LazyBoy, no fine cigar, no massage, no jacuzzi and no wine. The only good thing that happened last night is I stayed at my date's house all night. We went out to eat and went to a club in town, things got a little crazy. I had never met her before but Momma knew who she was and told me she was a whore. She was kinda nice, everything was cool until she did her tenth shot of tequilla. She started barfing all over the bar, they kicked us out and I took her home. When we got to her house her Momma was waiting for us and she was pissed. Her Momma made me sleep on the couch in the basement. I woke up in the middle of the night and felt something licking my balls, it was awesome until I opened my eyes and it was their labrador retreiver. Kinda sucked but for a minute it was cool. I ate breakfast with her this morning (my date not the dog) and she gave me her number. The next time I stay at their house I'll remember to wear under wear.
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I'm just going to tell her I've had this trip planned for a while. I won't tell her I have dates lined up.
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I need to get back to even, Momma is still on a roll, you should see the knot of money she picked up yesterday. She said she's gonna buy me something nice today (probably something to eat). Momma has a date tonight from one of her websites, she thinks the guy is cool. I asked he what's she gonna do when the guy finds out she is not the girl in her picture, she said she'll deal with that when they meet. I feel bad for the dude but the dude is probably big and not the guy in his picture either. I am gonna take a couple of baseball games today to try and get my record back up, I need those dollars.
16-22-1
I need to get back to even, Momma is still on a roll, you should see the knot of money she picked up yesterday. She said she's gonna buy me something nice today (probably something to eat). Momma has a date tonight from one of her websites, she thinks the guy is cool. I asked he what's she gonna do when the guy finds out she is not the girl in her picture, she said she'll deal with that when they meet. I feel bad for the dude but the dude is probably big and not the guy in his picture either. I am gonna take a couple of baseball games today to try and get my record back up, I need those dollars.
Wilson
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YouTube - Kid Rock!! So Hot!!!
YouTube - Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch-Jail-Uncensored
YouTube - Rockstar- Nickelback w/ lyrics
YouTube - Twisted Sister - I wanna Rock
If I can ever figure out how to embed a video, not working right.
YouTube - Kid Rock!! So Hot!!!
YouTube - Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch-Jail-Uncensored
YouTube - Rockstar- Nickelback w/ lyrics
YouTube - Twisted Sister - I wanna Rock
If I can ever figure out how to embed a video, not working right.
Wilson
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YouTube - L.L.Cool J - Mama said knock you out
YouTube - LL Cool J 'Big Ole Butt'
I'll take you on a platter, she said you got a girl, I said it don't matter
YouTube - LL COOL J - GOING BACK TO CALI
YouTube - LL Cool J - I'm That Type of Guy
YouTube - L.L.Cool J - Mama said knock you out
YouTube - LL Cool J 'Big Ole Butt'
I'll take you on a platter, she said you got a girl, I said it don't matter
YouTube - LL COOL J - GOING BACK TO CALI
YouTube - LL Cool J - I'm That Type of Guy
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That's one smokin hot chick Sparty!!! Better look out, I think she's married to the mob boss!!! BTW....this is some funny shit on this post:LMAO
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THIS IS GOING TO BE THE WORST KENTUCKY DERBY EVER.
Momma and I get in a derby pool, we each buy 2 horses for $100 a piece. Momma has won twice in the past four years. The selection process is random and guess which two horses she pulls? Big Brown (3-1) and Z Fortune (15-1). Which ones did I pull? Cool Coal Man (20-1) and Recapturetheglory (20-1). I think I am gonna leave the house when the derby comes on, if she wins again this year I am probably gonna start putting ground up glass in her spaghetti sauce and watch her die a slow death. As soon as she pulled Big Brown she started with that damn song again, embarrassed the shit out of me in front of everybody at the bar. Momma is still jumping around, the dishes in the cupboards are shaking.
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE WORST KENTUCKY DERBY EVER.
Momma and I get in a derby pool, we each buy 2 horses for $100 a piece. Momma has won twice in the past four years. The selection process is random and guess which two horses she pulls? Big Brown (3-1) and Z Fortune (15-1). Which ones did I pull? Cool Coal Man (20-1) and Recapturetheglory (20-1). I think I am gonna leave the house when the derby comes on, if she wins again this year I am probably gonna start putting ground up glass in her spaghetti sauce and watch her die a slow death. As soon as she pulled Big Brown she started with that damn song again, embarrassed the shit out of me in front of everybody at the bar. Momma is still jumping around, the dishes in the cupboards are shaking.
Wilson
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Joke;
A guy is walking through the supermarket and this hot lady waves and says hello. He asks her if he knows her and she says "You look like the father of one of my children". His mind races trying to remember if he had ever been unfaithful to his wife and then he remembered "Did we meet at Brad's bachelor party? When I got back to the hotel from the police station you were gone". The lady replied "No, I am your son's English teacher".
Joke;
A guy is walking through the supermarket and this hot lady waves and says hello. He asks her if he knows her and she says "You look like the father of one of my children". His mind races trying to remember if he had ever been unfaithful to his wife and then he remembered "Did we meet at Brad's bachelor party? When I got back to the hotel from the police station you were gone". The lady replied "No, I am your son's English teacher".
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Sorry Mr Spartacus, I should have told you what Momma said before the game, she won again. She took the Hornets and said cowboys wear spurs to ride horses and horses hate hornets. She took New Orleans, she is on a roll. She also won the Kentucky Derby pool, freakin unbelievable.
Sorry Mr Spartacus, I should have told you what Momma said before the game, she won again. She took the Hornets and said cowboys wear spurs to ride horses and horses hate hornets. She took New Orleans, she is on a roll. She also won the Kentucky Derby pool, freakin unbelievable.
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Mrs Andre is gonna be pissed when she finds out she was wearing her panties.
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Cut grass today and made some loot. Cinco de mayo, gonna crack a couple of coronas and relax on the porch. Momma is out at the bars celebrating. She went out on that date the other night, she met this guy on match.com. turns out, he wasn't who he said he was either, all his pics were fake. He was about half the size of Momma, they were making racket all night long. I ate breakfast with the guy in the morning, he said Momma was sweet and he wanted to see her again. I told Momma to check on the internet, he's probably a rapist or an escaped mental patient if he thinks Momma is hot. I went in her room to get a towel and it smelled like men's locker room.
Cut grass today and made some loot. Cinco de mayo, gonna crack a couple of coronas and relax on the porch. Momma is out at the bars celebrating. She went out on that date the other night, she met this guy on match.com. turns out, he wasn't who he said he was either, all his pics were fake. He was about half the size of Momma, they were making racket all night long. I ate breakfast with the guy in the morning, he said Momma was sweet and he wanted to see her again. I told Momma to check on the internet, he's probably a rapist or an escaped mental patient if he thinks Momma is hot. I went in her room to get a towel and it smelled like men's locker room.
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Be careful Journeyman, Momma's pictures look like these and she's a whale! I should hook the two of them up just to see Journey's face when he meets her! Momma works out twice a day, loves sports, big into fitness, runs triatholons, eats right, doesn't drink or smoke, is a sex addict, and is a millionarre. Ha!
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Be careful Journeyman, Momma's pictures look like these and she's a whale! I should hook the two of them up just to see Journey's face when he meets her! Momma works out twice a day, loves sports, big into fitness, runs triatholons, eats right, doesn't drink or smoke, is a sex addict, and is a millionarre. Ha!
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I don't think she wears any makeup She lives down in Va and is an airline stewardess, probably banging guys all over the country for all I know....I don't trust anyone.
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