Why you guys run Dell off?

Dell Dude

EOG Master
So. I expect a Crash Davis and NFL. If no Crash Davis, I think the above tweet by Mr. Crates is sharp. Also. I find it curious this is not even being mentioned on CNN or FOX.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
An expensive and lethal military fighter jet was left abandoned by the pilot while on auto-pilot and transponder off since the morning and still no trace and yawn from the media.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Imagine being the officer or whatever superior and the pilot comes back walking to the base with the parachute dragging from the harness.

Hey, Cap! I had a slight problem but it's all good, I ejected.

What the fuck. What happened to the jet?

I'm going to go back to the barracks, take a shower. See you in the Mess hall.

WHAT HAPPENED TO FUCKING JET YOU DUMB COCKSUCKER!
 

ZzyzxRoad

EOG Dedicated
We are living in a Peter Sellers movie and it may get downgraded to Pauly Shore.

When I was in the Army, there was a guy who lived down the hall from me in my barracks who was from Wisconsin. He wrote dozens of letters to the Make a Wish foundation pretending to be a terminally ill 8 year old boy and begging to let them meet his hero and favorite celebrity.
Can you guess who his favorite celebrity was?
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I wish I was born 30 or 40 years earlier so I didn't have to witness the demise of the United States. It is fayta complee. Trump can't fix this.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
When I was in the Army, there was a guy who lived down the hall from me in my barracks who was from Wisconsin. He wrote dozens of letters to the Make a Wish foundation pretending to be a terminally ill 8 year old boy and begging to let them meet his hero and favorite celebrity.
Can you guess who his favorite celebrity was?

 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
If not a deliberate giveaway, I think B Crates has the winning theory. Hijacked remotely. Do I have to explan the implications if Truth Social?
 
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