Why you guys run Dell off?

[Dell Dude]

I prefer the original.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1703784403493900369

 

[Dell Dude]

Just like the Tate sisters, I don't give a fuck about Russy Brand.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1703743182809276436

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

They should have the statue of limitations reopened for Hunter's tax crimes. He got away with certain prison for anybody else.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1703798485974438005

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1703805446513893405

 

[Dell Dude]

So. I expect a Crash Davis and NFL. If no Crash Davis, I think the above tweet by Mr. Crates is sharp. Also. I find it curious this is not even being mentioned on CNN or FOX.

 

[Dell Dude]

I don't know seems newsy. What say you, stevo?

 

[Dell Dude]

Nice try, Cwissy. You know I am ignoring you and enjoying not to bad retired life. I don't even visit EOG!

 

[Dell Dude]

Uh, ok.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1703834282613997664

 

[Dell Dude]

An expensive and lethal military fighter jet was left abandoned by the pilot while on auto-pilot and transponder off since the morning and still no trace and yawn from the media.

 

[Dell Dude]

If it is auto-pilot, they know where it is because had to be programmed. They are lying.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1703838934898262122

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Every Jason Day it is something. It's going to happen. Another 9/11.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1703628478606622915

 

[Dell Dude]

And I am not laughing because this isn't funny.

 

[Dell Dude]

I prefer the original. unstable stevo may be the only exception to this rule. He started stable.

 

[Dell Dude]

I bet stevo has never lost his dope.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1703861987552145857

 

[Dell Dude]

It wasn't this morning. It was yesterday.

 

[Dell Dude]

Even CTE MNRA homedog isn't stupid enough to lose a plane.

 

[Dell Dude]

Imagine being the officer or whatever superior and the pilot comes back walking to the base with the parachute dragging from the harness.

Hey, Cap! I had a slight problem but it's all good, I ejected.

What the fuck. What happened to the jet?

I'm going to go back to the barracks, take a shower. See you in the Mess hall.

WHAT HAPPENED TO FUCKING JET YOU DUMB COCKSUCKER!

 

[Dell Dude]

We are living in a Peter Sellers movie and it may get downgraded to Pauly Shore.

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[ZzyzxRoad]

We are living in a Peter Sellers movie and it may get downgraded to Pauly Shore.

When I was in the Army, there was a guy who lived down the hall from me in my barracks who was from Wisconsin. He wrote dozens of letters to the Make a Wish foundation pretending to be a terminally ill 8 year old boy and begging to let them meet his hero and favorite celebrity.
Can you guess who his favorite celebrity was?

 

[ZzyzxRoad]

Was your guess Pauly Shore?
Then you guessed right.

 

[Dell Dude]

The Chicom stevo spy balloon was bad enough. Now we lost an F-35. And it is not even news.

 

[Dell Dude]

There is not even no doubt. China has it now in Cuba. Joe Biden is so compromised, it's pornographic.

 

[Dell Dude]

It's almost like a going out of business sale but free. Taliban, Ukraine, Iran, China. We are giving them everything.

 

[Dell Dude]

Meanwhile, our border is even more open than before. It is completely open and everybody and everything is pouring in.

 

[Dell Dude]

I wish I was born 30 or 40 years earlier so I didn't have to witness the demise of the United States. It is fayta complee. Trump can't fix this.

 

[mr merlin]

Trump is the wrong man at the wrong time. everything that's mentioned shows he's weak.

 

[Dell Dude]

And mikey. And mikey. He will be hating on Trump until final time.

 

[Dell Dude]

When I was in the Army, there was a guy who lived down the hall from me in my barracks who was from Wisconsin. He wrote dozens of letters to the Make a Wish foundation pretending to be a terminally ill 8 year old boy and begging to let them meet his hero and favorite celebrity.
Can you guess who his favorite celebrity was?

 

[Dell Dude]

Trump is the wrong man at the wrong time. everything that's mentioned shows he's weak.

Are you related to Milwaukee mikey? Got to at least be distant Kirk cousins.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1703862848127201493

 

[Dell Dude]

If not a deliberate giveaway, I think B Crates has the winning theory. Hijacked remotely. Do I have to explan the implications if Truth Social?

 

[Dell Dude]

At this point I favour letting Taiwan go. If we do any counter move, She is going to wipe us out.