Why you guys run Dell off?

[Dell Dude]

I continue to like Louie. Has had a roughy year but if he's healthy, he can contend.

 

[Dell Dude]

My British Open card will consist of my greatest hits bums. Those who were good to me this year. That means Jason and Sergio can fuck themselves and each other.

 

[cheapseats]

Can't leave out.

 

[Dell Dude]

Indeed, cheapseats.

 

[Dell Dude]

I need a good runup to Wednesday night to maximize British Open. Starts with TIgers and under.

 

[Dell Dude]

Which I expect to lose.

Pinny

911 Tiggers (G1 of DH) +128 (Pineda/Keller)

Not sure the Royals should be this big a fave over anyone not named the Reds or A's

 

[Dell Dude]

If I survive the Kinky mush, more British bets.

 

[Dell Dude]

I can't win. The Kinky mush bet the Tigers. I've been mushed.

 

[Dell Dude]

I have $22,450 but it feels like I have negative $2550. There is no safe and easy Christopher Wray to get to 25.

 

[Dell Dude]

And I can't get a no mas payout.

You may withdraw once the requirements below are met.
Missing action: $365 Days of hold remaining: 25

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

I now have no bankroll except YouWager.

 

[Dell Dude]

Under is probably gone. Need miracle side. Got it with Bosux last night but no Kinky.

 

[Dell Dude]

Tool.

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Dell Dude must be secretly married to Raquel Welch because he WELCHES on bets he makes - stiffing LLS for $50 in a bet he lost to me and will not pay!

 

[Dell Dude]

Trying again minus the Kinky of death kiss. Tigers and under but at least Tigers,

 

[Dell Dude]

About $1500 on Tigers. Ether they win and I secure 3rd straight winning Jason Day and new balance high or they lose and I shut it down big man at $20,000.

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Tonight's game is very important. Could be the Diff'rent Strokes between winning $25,000 and $250,000. Can go 4 it final Dwaft Queen deposit if Tigers win. Bite MyPillow run out the clock position if they lose.

STAY AWAY KINKY

 

[Dell Dude]

Good Forever Young morning, JK.

Monday 07/11/2022 Future/Prop 250.00 25,000.00
Golf Futures - The Open Championship - Odds to win - Abraham Ancer +10000

Monday 07/11/2022 Future/Prop 250.00 22,500.00
Golf Futures - The Open Championship - Odds to win - Cameron Young +9000

Monday 07/11/2022 Future/Prop 250.00 12,500.00
Golf Futures - The Open Championship - Odds to win - Joaquin Niemann +5000

Monday 07/11/2022 Future/Prop 250.00 10,000.00
Golf Futures - The Open Championship - Odds to win - Louis Oosthuizen +4000

 

[Dell Dude]

Fagduel:

Willy Z roosters
Captain LIV $9358

Dwafty:

Xander roosters
Zally roosters
Captain LIV roosters
Mr Clark $7525
Poston $3535
Bible Boy $12,550
Harmy $7550
Westwood $5050
Danny $6550
Paddy $7550
Captain LIV $7575

 

[Dell Dude]

I'd rather Xander win for less money up front but bigger rooster potential later. howid about a have at it boys on Sunday?

 

[Dell Dude]

I have not given up on Zally. In fact he is a green light go if I have money to bet.

 

[Dell Dude]

No Forever debutanté.

 

[Dell Dude]

Big Jason Day tomorrow. Ironically, without Jason. That bum didn't qualify. Chance to land 24/25 inside the kunt line for fantasy fag. I don't expect that but to even have a chance after the first round is remarkable. Only Cinky collapsed. Everybody else +1 or higher. I believe +1 will be enough.

 

[Dell Dude]

Forever is for 20k and I don't want him. Xander or Zalatoris. Or Captain LIV.

 

[Dell Dude]

I added Rory rooster. Need fade the Wade and Tigers.

 

[Dell Dude]

Fagduel:

Willy Z roosters
Captain LIV $9358

Dwafty:

Xander roosters
Zally roosters
Captain LIV roosters
Mr Clark $7525
Poston $3535
Bible Boy $12,550
Harmy $7550
Westwood $5050
Danny $6550
Paddy $7550
Captain LIV $7575

 

[Dell Dude]

Xander, Captain LIV and Zalatoris more valuable than Forever. Higher payout pawtential. Forever single ticket.

 

[Woodrow Wilson]

Dell's posting time window is at all hours.

He must work from home, have a job that allows him to be on his phone/computer most of the day or be independently wealthy/retired.

He isn't going any place and EOG is a better place with Dell Dude's daily posting.

 

[Murphy’s Best]

My guess is # 2…. Wealthy or retired!

 

[Dell Dude]

Mr. Smith active roosters.

fu Tigers
Raffy +550
Emma +1800
Netherlands +1200

fu Tigers
Raffy +550
Ryby +1200
Netherlands +1200

Raffy +550
Ryby +1000
Netherlands +1200
Yankees +400

fu Tigers
fu Tigers under
Raffy +430
Ryby +1600
Netherlands +1300

PeeBacks
Ronaldo Acuna Junior +700
Raffy +430
Ryby +1600

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1548726164138737664

 

[Dell Dude]

5 MLB losses. Special fuck you also to Wade the fade. Got me twice.

 

[Dell Dude]

18 Jason Days left YouWager before I can Ryby cash me ouside. I am not touching $20,000 but I am making new deposits.

 

[Dell Dude]

Glad I didn't watch that stupid homerun shit. Another loser. Had something named Ronaldo.

 

[Dell Dude]

YouWager thought they could bait me into betting (and losing) Ryby payout. I have other plans. Pretending I have a $0 balance and depositing like normal. And losing mind you but only the deposits. Do this 17 more Jason Days and that's a wrap.

 

[Dell Dude]

Not even going to watch tonight. Another tradition ruined by clueless woke cocksuckers.

 

[Dell Dude]

Futures cat feeders:

US Open gentlemen and Ladies
World Cereal
World Coup
NCAA BSC
Super Show

 

[Woodrow Wilson]

Says he is done here?

Dell Dude 81-835-2 +1,242.55 UNITS