Why you guys run Dell off?

[Dell Dude]

LSU wins tomorrow and Panthers beat Muellers, 2 more looks at 2nd place.

 

[Dell Dude]

Fucking choking asshole.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1671956182473343007

 

[Dell Dude]

Right now my entire focus is on MLB divisions. I want to lock in every AL Pauly Shore central scenario.

Tigers
White Sux
Indians
Twins

Royals, they don't have a chance. Ignore them. If I can lock this shit division down, walkoff reduced to:

Orioles
Angels
Cubbies
Giants

 

[Dell Dude]

Twinkies is going to take a massive lunalick head start. May take 30 attempts but I have time.

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Tigers 4-1.

 

[Dell Dude]

I have no idea what is going on here and it's not the first time. I got my butt wiped. But this is equivalent to intending to compliment a father about his beautiful daughter to telling the father that you want to fuck his daughter.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1673446541523136513

 

[Dell Dude]

But it is even worse and worse. It's like intending to say hello to the father when the daughter isn't even present and telling the father you want to fuck his daughter.

 

[Dell Dude]

Even that may not apply. It is like meeting someone who is not the father. The father and daughter are not even present. And instead of saying hello to whoever, you say I want to fuck Jack Smith's or whatever daughter.

 

[Dell Dude]

It's a horrific gaffe and non sequitur.

 

[Dell Dude]

Of course CNN immediately release Trump tape about General Silly.

 

[Dell Dude]

I am literally shaking. I am literally shaking. Trump committed treason!

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Would the Tigers be buyers in the trade market if in contention of the division but no chance in the playoffs? Interesting scenario. They need 1 bat and 1 arm. Need more than that but realistically that is the be best they can get.

 

[Dell Dude]

Maybe Miggy will find the fountain of youth down the stretch for one last run at glory hole.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1673512285959069696

 

[Dell Dude]

Panthers would have had no chance against Birmingham but I will would have won $450 and had a championship look. LSU is my only trophy all summer.

 

[Dell Dude]

I Guesser spring and summer. Summer just started.

 

[Woodrow Wilson]

Checking in since nobody else has for more than a week.

 

[Dell Dude]

The thread password is Bless You Boys. I have Tigers action every game. I am hoping they take 1st by the All Star breaking good.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1673850896801734656

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1673840455404998657

 

[Dell Dude]

Non sequitur reply, kane. My analogy was about gaffes. What you posted are not gaffes. Trump meant to say what he said. Surely you agree Biden literally confessing to treason with no possible connecting context he might have mistakenly mashed is wtf.

 

[Dell Dude]

What you posted would be relevant with my fuck your daughter analogy. Trump would have said I fucked Ivanka before she got too old for me when he meant to say she went to private schools.

 

[Dell Dude]

There is not much left to confirm with Hunter and Joe. Joe directly participating. Action taken to benefit bribers. Money received by Joe. I think Comer either has it or is first and goal to having it.

 

[Dell Dude]

Historical equivalent would be LBJ saying he killed JKF.

 

[Dell Dude]

W saying he knocked down the Twin Towers.

 

[Dell Dude]

Reagan saying he traded arms for hostages and pussy with the Contras.

 

[Dell Dude]

Obama saying he was born in Kenya and Michelle has a bigger dick than him.

 

[Dell Dude]

Joking?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1674063834531745795

 

[Dell Dude]

Okay Dell, it took me about 30 seconds to confirm what I expected, Biden was joking and the 14 second clip is taken out of context

Social media posts misconstrue Biden’s joke about selling ‘state secrets’

Social media users are claiming the 80-year-old Democrat recently admitted to peddling sensitive national information.

apnews.com

This confirms not debunks my argument. No gaffe. Deliberate. Iraq a gaffe.

 

[Dell Dude]

Was Hunter joking when he threatened some chink to pay him $5 million or pay the consequences? With his father sitting next to him. He was paid in fool days later.

 

[Dell Dude]

Would you feel threatened if Hunter texted that to you?

 

[Dell Dude]

I'm going at it with kane here and Monkey at Peeps! Monkey just replied. Time to smack him around.

 

[Dell Dude]

Again. Biden confessed to treason - joking or not. This is not normal and I gave examples why.

 

[Dell Dude]

kane ignoring Hunter WhatsApp.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1674087671545700353

 

[Dell Dude]

Biden is losing it. Finally asked about WhatApp and snapped by shouting NO!

 

[Dell Dude]

This has nothing to do with Hunter, his laptop or anyone else, this has to do with you posting a 14 second clip, and taking what Biden joked about as him being serious, when it's clear he was joking as he said right after

Keep clinging to joke. The walls are closing in.

 

[Dell Dude]

Losing it clip pending. As soon as it hits Twitter.