You're shipwrecked on an Island full of EOG babes, who do you choose to spend the night with and why? 
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You're Shipwrecked on an Island full of EOG babes...
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suicide after one week.
suicide after one week.
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I'll have a cup of whirled peas and I hope that water glass is half full.
I'll have a cup of whirled peas and I hope that water glass is half full.
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I believe I said said shipwrecked, not shitfaced....:LMAO :LMAO :LMAO
I believe I said said shipwrecked, not shitfaced....:LMAO :LMAO :LMAO
Re: You're Shipwrecked on an Island full of EOG babes...
I played F,M,K with them before so I'm staying away from this.
I played F,M,K with them before so I'm staying away from this.
RageWizard
EOG Senior Member
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None of them, they are all like a preying mantis. I would sleep with my eyes open.
None of them, they are all like a preying mantis. I would sleep with my eyes open.
Re: You're Shipwrecked on an Island full of EOG babes...
Shut up, you know that's a lie. After a day in the sun, I'd be as dark as any of your little latina godesses. I'd have to hire natives with spears to keep you out of there and you know it.
Shut up, you know that's a lie. After a day in the sun, I'd be as dark as any of your little latina godesses. I'd have to hire natives with spears to keep you out of there and you know it.
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RW- You miss the "R" the first time or second thoughts?
RW- You miss the "R" the first time or second thoughts?
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You're right, you do know me too well.
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Smart man...but if you scare off all our prey, we're coming after you. Remember that.
Smart man...but if you scare off all our prey, we're coming after you. Remember that.
5 star bomb
EOG Master
Re: You're Shipwrecked on an Island full of EOG babes...
whichever 1 is the horniest
whichever 1 is the horniest
RageWizard
EOG Senior Member
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I've had this name forever. That said, my name was auto edited back to what it is without my help.
I've had this name forever. That said, my name was auto edited back to what it is without my help.
winkyduck
TYVM Morgan William!!!
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If Sportsgirl is gonna interrupt me in the last 2 minutes of the game - sure as hell ain't gonna be her. hell i might toss her into the shark infested waters if she does that
as for the answer: I would allow all of them the HONOR of being on the Island with me so they can fulfill their lifelong fantasy of having wild, animalistic sex with me and the 15-inch Titanium weapon I have between my legs
After I give them the best 15-seconds of their life (IF they are lucky and I last that long) they won't wanna leave the island - they will realize they are in HEAVEN and BEG me to stay with them until "Death do us Part" because they know they can't do any better
so to avoid the heartbreak they would experience by me turning my back on them i would "sacrifice" and allow them all to have their way with me. i know it is a tough thing to do but i am a nice guy and a true HUMANITARIAN
If Sportsgirl is gonna interrupt me in the last 2 minutes of the game - sure as hell ain't gonna be her. hell i might toss her into the shark infested waters if she does that
as for the answer: I would allow all of them the HONOR of being on the Island with me so they can fulfill their lifelong fantasy of having wild, animalistic sex with me and the 15-inch Titanium weapon I have between my legs
After I give them the best 15-seconds of their life (IF they are lucky and I last that long) they won't wanna leave the island - they will realize they are in HEAVEN and BEG me to stay with them until "Death do us Part" because they know they can't do any better
so to avoid the heartbreak they would experience by me turning my back on them i would "sacrifice" and allow them all to have their way with me. i know it is a tough thing to do but i am a nice guy and a true HUMANITARIAN
badnina
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Tomorrow's Newspaper
EOG Master
Re: You're Shipwrecked on an Island full of EOG babes...
Why only one?
Why only one?
RageWizard
EOG Senior Member
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Titanium, wow what did you pay for that baby?
Titanium, wow what did you pay for that baby?
winkyduck
TYVM Morgan William!!!
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no problem. all 3 of you can have 5 inches or you can have 7 and someone else can have 8 - i am willing to accomidate your wants and needs to make you happy - beause i am that kind of a guy
i'm even wlling to allow you to buy dinner and a movie before we end the night..........."reading"
no problem. all 3 of you can have 5 inches or you can have 7 and someone else can have 8 - i am willing to accomidate your wants and needs to make you happy - beause i am that kind of a guy
i'm even wlling to allow you to buy dinner and a movie before we end the night..........."reading"
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Dude, we're gonna be on an island...al there is to do is swim and hump. You get no whining and dining. Quite being a girl and keep the women folk happy or we won't cook you fish and wild boar.
Dude, we're gonna be on an island...al there is to do is swim and hump. You get no whining and dining. Quite being a girl and keep the women folk happy or we won't cook you fish and wild boar.
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Thank goodness for shark-infested waters
Thank goodness for shark-infested waters
winkyduck
TYVM Morgan William!!!
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FUCK YOU! Or Torrid Romance is OVER! 2348ji23e 2348ji23e :devil: 2938u4ji23
That's it - NOTHING for you
You are showing what kind of a person you really are
FIRST - you interrupt me the last 2 minutes of the game and now you hurt my feelings by saying you'd rather be in shark infested waters rather than be with me (Once again - NOT the first time a woman has told me that - although usually they are the ones who offer me a bloody red meat Speedo for the shark waters so it is a nice change of pace here). Just for that i am taking you out of my "Will" - all $.50 i was gonna leave you now goes to Badnina since - unlike you - she shows a true appreciation for the Man Voted "People Magazine's SECOND Sexiest Man Alive" the past 10 years
Sweded - I am a DAMN GEAT COOK - odds are I would be the one cooking us our meals.......i'd wear the Apron "Kiss the Chef" with an arrow pointing to a spot a few inches above my waist (because that is where my manhood would be)
Thank goodness for shark-infested waters
FUCK YOU! Or Torrid Romance is OVER! 2348ji23e 2348ji23e :devil: 2938u4ji23
That's it - NOTHING for you
You are showing what kind of a person you really are
FIRST - you interrupt me the last 2 minutes of the game and now you hurt my feelings by saying you'd rather be in shark infested waters rather than be with me (Once again - NOT the first time a woman has told me that - although usually they are the ones who offer me a bloody red meat Speedo for the shark waters so it is a nice change of pace here). Just for that i am taking you out of my "Will" - all $.50 i was gonna leave you now goes to Badnina since - unlike you - she shows a true appreciation for the Man Voted "People Magazine's SECOND Sexiest Man Alive" the past 10 years
Sweded - I am a DAMN GEAT COOK - odds are I would be the one cooking us our meals.......i'd wear the Apron "Kiss the Chef" with an arrow pointing to a spot a few inches above my waist (because that is where my manhood would be)
Re: You're Shipwrecked on an Island full of EOG babes...
I'm not worried about the natives or spears. I'm more worried about pushing Sportsgirl out of the way to get in.
BeatTheJerk
EOG Addicted
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im gonna go with Sweded becasue she leaves her back porch open on ocassion ! nah j/k but yeah sweded seems like the best choice here ......... she's got the cuteNsexy look & the intelect and based on my subconscious fantansy shes a freak ! lol so thats my vote enjoy
im gonna go with Sweded becasue she leaves her back porch open on ocassion ! nah j/k but yeah sweded seems like the best choice here ......... she's got the cuteNsexy look & the intelect and based on my subconscious fantansy shes a freak ! lol so thats my vote enjoy
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You have a very smart subconscious. Just sayin' :devil:
im gonna go with Sweded becasue she leaves her back porch open on ocassion ! nah j/k but yeah sweded seems like the best choice here ......... she's got the cuteNsexy look & the intelect and based on my subconscience fantansy shes a freak ! lol so thats my vote enjoy
You have a very smart subconscious. Just sayin' :devil:
BeatTheJerk
EOG Addicted
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damn i really murdered that word subconscience didnt I lol (subconscious)
damn i really murdered that word subconscience didnt I lol (subconscious)
BeatTheJerk
EOG Addicted
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hey im no english grad just a dumb electrician trying to pick winners on my spare time
hey im no english grad just a dumb electrician trying to pick winners on my spare time
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Dude, no worries...I was just guessing, too. Was I right?!
Dude, no worries...I was just guessing, too. Was I right?!
badnina
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Re: You're Shipwrecked on an Island full of EOG babes...
We like to change it up a lot. It keeps things fresh.
We like to change it up a lot. It keeps things fresh.