Everything US Open Tennis

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1698857849529491616

 

[Dell Dude]

I'm going to win it for Joshy!

 

[Dell Dude]

Sinner reminds me of Tommy Hearns. Powerful and talented but those long skinny legs. If he had a pussy, probably would have a major. Struggles late and it is almost impossible to straights sets Alcatraz and Joker.

Sharp.

 

[Dell Dude]

He needs to bulk up. Drink some of Bryson's milkshakes.

 

[Dell Dude]

I've posted it again and again. Ban be best of 5. It is killing these guys. Neither will have a chance against Alcatraz even if they did.

 

[Dell Dude]

Whoever wins the 4th set wins the match.

 

[Dell Dude]

And then gets rolled by Alcatraz.

 

[Dell Dude]

Even still I want Sinner to win to have the possibility of excitement of 1 match for $40,000.

 

[Dell Dude]

Sinner has got his skinny legs back. Just need a breaking good.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1698919864713498785

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Jammer]

Ram / Salisbury over 22.5
Dodig / Krajicek over 22.5
Bopanna / Ebden over 22.5

 

[Dell Dude]

Fuck you, Sinner.

 

[Dell Dude]

To US Open play us out:

Pinky
Maddy
Slutty

Joker
Rublev
Big Ben

 

[Dell Dude]

So So So. Important. 6-0 no walkoff but tees me up for NFLe. Can enter all the Survivor and handicapping contests and roosters.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1699083786804445206

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1699101512679715088

 

[Dell Dude]

Maddy the last ball or bimbo in the bag. Only 1-0 but +8000.

 

[Dell Dude]

I could still end up $0. Story of my fucking life.

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Pinky played so horrible, she wouldn't have beaten anybody. She did Co Co 2 favours. Took out Sweaty and laid down.

 

[Dell Dude]

Big Ben next. This time will sleep through it. No point. I think he wins but whatever.

 

[Dell Dude]

Big Ben is going to emerge as THE American. Probably not now but eventually multiple majors.

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Cwissy Eubanks is a natural at announcing. Fuck McEnroe.

 

[Dell Dude]

If you can't get to the ball and you throw your racket at it and it hits the ball for a winner over the net, is it a legal point?

 

[Dell Dude]

Say Jabber does a drop shot and you throw the racket across the court for a winner, does it count?

 

[Viejo Dinosaur]

Four black Americans in the quarterfinals….

 

[IWishIWasAPro]

Say Jabber does a drop shot and you throw the racket across the court for a winner, does it count?

Lol hell no

Some power hitters on this women side. I'm not sure if Vondrousova was just wanting to save as much energy as she could not playing doubles for Keys tonight or what.

But Vondrousova really didn't look all that great against Stearns if I'm being honest. I kinda like our girl Keys tonight to smash her way through.

 

[IWishIWasAPro]

7-5 -$304.57

Keys -130 vs Vondrousova $130 to win $100 dk

 

[IWishIWasAPro]

One of you eog posters did this.

Lfg Keys

 

[Dell Dude]

Maddy can salvage my tournament. Need 3 wins.

 

[Dell Dude]

Maddy +4200
Jets div +250
Ravens div +210
Titans div +310
Broncos div +600

Maddy +3700
Sinner +1400
Penn State +2000
Packers +4000

Maddy +8000
Rude +6500
Orioles AL +390
Cubs NL +1900
Lions +2100

Maddy +6000
Rude +6000
Orioles +1000
Penn State +2000

Maddy +8000
Meddy +1000
Tigers +6000
Penn State +2000

 

[IWishIWasAPro]

We gonna save that one for the future. Choking dog.

I'm rooting big time for her tonight.

 

[Dell Dude]

Had Pinky and Sinner won, would have had Sinner again for $40,000 and Orioles for $226,000. Instead $56 and a chance at $0, +8000.

 

[Dell Dude]

No Ice Ice Maddy celebration.

 

[Dell Dude]

This one most valuable. Unique scenario.

Maddy +4200
Jets div +250
Ravens div +210
Titans div +310
Broncos div +600

 

[railbird]

much more watchable without john mcenroe blabbing

 

[Dell Dude]

He's back in the booth, Birdie. You aren't even watching.