Bucsfan67
EOG Master
Re: NEED A LAUGH?.......
Blondes................Gotta love em
Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some
carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing
down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail , and
either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you
throwing those nails away?"
Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of
them have the head on the wrong end, and I throw them away."
Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails
aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
Blondes................Gotta love em
Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some
carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing
down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail , and
either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you
throwing those nails away?"
Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of
them have the head on the wrong end, and I throw them away."
Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails
aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"