Fezzik For November...

Another typical 2004 Fezzik release. Releasing an under play based on these two teams playing 4 OT just a couple of days ago. Of course the total play never has a chance and losses by 17 points. Fezzik down over 67 dimes since Jan 1st and this is on 1,2 & 3 unit plays. He also takes off betting on average twice a week. At this rate he'll be down over 100 units by the time football starts in September. What a failure!
 
Another typical 2004 Fezzik release. Releasing an under play based on these two teams playing 4 OT just a couple of days ago. Of course the total play never has a chance and losses by 17 points. Fezzik down over 67 dimes since Jan 1st and this is on 1,2 & 3 unit plays. He also takes off betting on average twice a week. At this rate he'll be down over 100 units by the time football starts in September. What a failure!
I'd really like to know O/U on his AVG daily time spent on handicapping. I'll set the line at O/U 28.5 minutes.
 
I'd really like to know O/U on his AVG daily time spent on handicapping. I'll set the line at O/U 28.5 minutes.

This shyt takes HOURS cmon man

“After 4 OTs, I fully expect the long range shots simpy will not fall tonight with both teams legs shot.........


Great Value here with the UNDER.”
 

Heim

EOG Master
Fezzik also gave out PHIL -135 (series) prior to game 4 based on 3.5 point move on spread but no series move. Well it opened TOR -1 closed PHIL -2. That's a big move that should be reflected in series price!?

PHIL now +230.
 
You have to wonder if Fezzik even spends on average an hour each week handicapping with him passing on average every other day and such horrific results. Maybe he's volunteering as a crossing guard & the homeroom dad for his son's elementary school? Anyone in Las Vegas even spot him in the sportsbooks anymore?
 
Pregame clients that bought Fezzik's slop are on the message boards clamoring for more time to be added to their packages. What they should be doing is asking for refunds and or quitting. How dumb are people?
 
Pregame clients that bought Fezzik's slop are on the message boards clamoring for more time to be added to their packages. What they should be doing is asking for refunds and or quitting. How dumb are people?
Reminds me of the Feist Saturday morning shows. My GOY picks is guaranteed! It's guaranteed with...a free week of picks, if it loses!

Harken back to Chris Farley in Tommy Boy. You got nothin there but a Guaranteed Box of Shit.
 
A Fezzik baseball client on the Pregame message board is mad he's only received 2 baseball selections in the last 11 days. So what does RJ and his henchman do? They took down the comment within 10 minutes of it being posted.
 
Now look at what he is promoting

FEZZIK'SWIN STREAKS
  • +31.15 UNITS NFL 2018
  • +45.9 UNITS 2018
  • 5 of 6 Winning Years
  • 59% 11 month Weekend run 228-157
 
Finally, check his “analysis” for last night’s GS play:


ANALYSIS
Hou (8) GST (10)
LIKE G STATE -6
The Teams appear to have played this series even, as G. State has only outscored Hou by 1 point.
HOWEVER: This is because Houston has benefited from much better 3 points shooting. THAT 3 point shooting edge Hou has had is very unlikely to coninue.
Hou: 37 percent 3 pointers in Series
G St: 32 percent 3 pointers in Series (24% gm4)
Season Averages:
Golden State: 38.3 % (No. 3 in NBA)
Houston: 35.7% (No. 9 in NBA)
Golden State’s current 32% in the series
Would rank them LAST in NBA…………
Based on season long stats, we expect GST to have a higher 3 point success rate.
Even if the 3 point success rates had been even G State would have easily outscored Houston, and likely be up 3-1.
Further, Hou has been in “good” situations in the Series:
Game 1: 4/28, Hou had much more rest Hou 100 GST 104
Game 2: 4/30, Hou had the Zig-Zag edge Hou 109 GST 115
Game 3: 5/4, Hou the 0-2 Desperate team Gst121 HOU 126
Game 4: 5/6, Limited rest for G State team
Starters logging excessive minutes…..
Golden State: Now 16-8 ATS after a loss with Kerr in Playoffs
Golden State more than any other team, responds in Max Motivation Games, but they failed here……”
 
Also known as - “how much SHyt can I throw at them to make it look like I have any semblance of a clue”
If you listen to the radio show rj constantly breaks his balls for bad reasoning. He was making a case for gs last night and rj finally came out and asked "have you won a bet in this series yet" to which fezzik sheepishly said "no"

I have no idea what the time frame is on fezziks contract but I wonder if he gets renewed.
 
I love how Pregame can data mine to make it look like Fezzik and their cast of losers can make it seem like they are winners. The posting of his 59% record in 2018-2019 on weekends failed to mention his 42% record on weekdays. The real question asked when someone is considering buying a Fezzik package is if the package comes with a
burial coffin?
 
Fezzik reads our posts and succumbs to the pressure of his 4 clients who bought baseball and hadn't received a baseball release in almost 2 weeks. So what does Fezzik do? He passes over one of the easiest plays of the NBA postseason with Golden State last night over Houston and tosses out three slop baseball plays.
 
What a disgusting POS

“2-1 Fri, 59% Epic Weekend Run last 12 months
I am at my best on the Weekends! 59% on Weekend plays, and I have 3 MLB plays today!”
 

Heim

EOG Master
Fezzik temporarily stopped the hemorrhaging by taking Verlander at home laying the runline......Fezzik's plays
have turned into the guy in front of you with the baseball cap turned backwards making a $20 bet to get drink
tickets.
 
The entire marketing of the “I win on weekend’s!!!1!!” narrative is just horribly wrong on so many levels, groovin must be losing his fkn mind
 
The funniest thing about tracking Fezzik's BLAP program is no one subscribes or pays for it. As told to me by someone working there the last paying client dropped off about two years ago. After throwing out 6 baseball games over two days Fezzik took Sunday off in observance of Mother's Day.
 

John Kelly

Born Gambler
Staff member
Fezzik temporarily stopped the hemorrhaging by taking Verlander at home laying the runline......Fezzik's plays
have turned into the guy in front of you with the baseball cap turned backwards making a $20 bet to get drink
tickets.

Stop it, Heim.

Stop it right now.
 
Fezzik | MLB ML - Saturday, May 18 2019 7:15PM
ML 958 WAS (-132 Pinnacle vs 957 CHC
Analysis: This is a 1st 5 inning play ONLY!! I do not trust the Wash bullpen

In fact, ALL my MLB plays are 1st 5 innings!

958 Wash 1st 5 innings -132

958 Cubs/Wash 1st 5 innings UNDER 4.5 -115

970 Det 1st 5 innings -105
 
Holly Molly ! 1st 5 inning plays all the sudden. All of Vegas must be shaking in their boots as Fezzik is probably firing $77 and $88. bets up & down the strip. Maybe Fezzik found a new guy after Teddy No Covers, Charlie Totals & Tim Truschel all bit the dust. Does anyone know who Fezzik's new dart thrower is?
 
Fezzik | MLB ML - Saturday, May 18 2019 7:15PM
ML 958 WAS (-132 Pinnacle vs 957 CHC
Analysis: This is a 1st 5 inning play ONLY!! I do not trust the Wash bullpen

In fact, ALL my MLB plays are 1st 5 innings!

958 Wash 1st 5 innings -132

958 Cubs/Wash 1st 5 innings UNDER 4.5 -115

970 Det 1st 5 innings -105
He goes 1-2 -240 and Grand Salami (over) a no play due to CSW game. Pregame shows Fezzik +200 for day in archive. Gotta keep that weekend percentage up.

P.S. Salami would have been a dead bang loser for 3 units.
 
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