Detroit Lions 2024 Season Thread

[mrbowling300]

Here's the week 16 card:

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1869426102130593881

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

SF is MNF. It's possible Lions clinch #1 before kickoff. 4 weeks rest critical starters.

 

[mrbowling300]

Predictably, fans are not happy with the Lions ticket price increase for next season

https://www.freep.com/story/opinion...ord-field-sheila-hamp-super-bowl/77012624007/,

 

[Dell Dude]

Lions have the most pathetic local media.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1870122262822584743

 

[Heim]

I don't get why Goff is in up 17 with 5 minutes left with the ball.

 

[Dell Dude]

Lions now guaranteed TB vs Eagles and Minnesoda. Minnesoda loses, also 1 game lead.

Minnesoda game could come down to #1 seed or #5 seed. That's sick. Win and 2 homes games. Lose and 3 road games. Sick. Need Vikings to lose today or next week. Sick.

On some shit they never seen!

 

[Dell Dude]

If Vikings lose, Lions can clinch everything against San Fag. Knowing Coach C, he will still play starters against Vikings.

 

[Dell Dude]

San Fag is dead. Just need 1 loss Vikings.

 

[Dell Dude]

And Jalen hurts got concussed. Could be minor or could be lights out.

 

[Dell Dude]

Let's do it, Mr. Bowling. We have nothing in common except the Lions. That's enough!

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Last Play
4:25 G.Smith pass short middle to A.Barner for 4 yards - TOUCHDOWN.

 

[Dell Dude]

1 stop from the division and #1.

 

[Dell Dude]

Fuck you.

Last Play
4:03 S.Darnold sacked at MIN 38 for -8 yards (sack split by D.Jones and B.Murphy). PENALTY on SEA-B.Murphy - Face Mask - 15 yards - enforced at MIN 46 - No Play.

 

[Dell Dude]

Last Play
3:58 S.Darnold pass deep left to J.Jefferson for 39 yards - TOUCHDOWN [D.Jones].

 

[Dell Dude]

No facemask, punt or downs.

 

[Dell Dude]

Viejo. They are good. Sammy Darnold not a lie.

 

[Dell Dude]

Nightmare scenario will happen. Lions vs Vikings SNF for #1 or #5.

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Dumbass. You have to go for it. Coach C made the same mistake.

Last Play
2:00 J.Myers 60 yard field goal is No Good - Short - Center-C.Stoll - Holder-M.Dickson.

 

[Dell Dude]

Imagine going 14-2 and being the 5th seed. That could happen.

 

[Dell Dude]

Fucking moran. This is not debatable. It is brain muscle memory. You go go go go. And if you don't go, you punt with 3 timeouts. Never kick a 60 yard fg to tie the game and give the other team final at bat. GD sick of these fuckers.

 

[mrbowling300]

Incredible play

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1870922836405047391

 

[kane]

Imagine going 14-2 and being the 5th seed. That could happen only to the Lions

Fixed your post

 

[Dell Dude]

Clueless Costa cocksucker. Lions lose division, Eagles are higher seed regardless of records.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1870943147196600363

 

[Dell Dude]

Lions play San Fag MNF. If Vikings lose to Green Bay, it is for the division. If Vikings beat Green Bay, San Fag doesn't matter. I hope Coach C realizes this and adjusts accordingly. Sit everybody that matters. All balls 6 days later at Mister Ford Field. I'm afraid Coach C will lay it out on and not be able to recover for Vikings.

 

[Dell Dude]

I'm not sure you can rest anybody defense but sure can on offense. Every key player should not see the field.

 

[Dell Dude]

Come on Jordan love ya. Take these Minny fuckers down. Take them down!

 

[Dell Dude]

13-2 and they beat Minnesoda. Should not be sweating #1 or #5 seed.

 

[Dell Dude]

#5 most likely path:

@ TB
@ Eagles
@ Vikings

#1 path:

vs Packers
vs Eagles

 

[raiders72001]

Campbell getting away with some dumb 4th down calls. It’s going to bite him in the playoffs.

 

[Dell Dude]

It is very important Coach C understands correct strategy. Last thing you want to do is extend yourself MNF then have to come back SNF for the biggest game of the regular season. Be smart. Tank if Vikings win. Means nothing. Treat it as the last preseason game.

 

[Dell Dude]

If they end up tied, same record NFC Central, same record conference. Common teams goes to the Lions because they beat Stafford and Stafford beat Vikings. So if Vikings are 14-2, Lions win the division if they beat Vikings regardless what happens with San Fag. Either outright or TB.

Tank.

 

[Dell Dude]

The Brace. This could be the difference between Super Show and shit show.

 

[Viejo Dinosaur]

Viejo. They are good. Sammy Darnold not a lie.

The Vikings are good but the Lions are better…I hope the last game of the season means something…

 

[Dell Dude]

The last game will be against the Bills.

 

[Viejo Dinosaur]

All of a sudden DD thinks the Lions are world beaters….lol…what a difference a week makes…

 

[Viejo Dinosaur]

The last game will be against the Bills.

Bragging rights if that happens…